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which bernie is the best bernie?
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Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


this is a thred about america's favorite grandpa and senator bernie sanders!

bernie is a great guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKgU7JHCNck

he helps everyone, and everyone in america who is not a heartless corporatist loves him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95GVwEb-Qys

bernie is probably the most trusted and beloved politician in the US right now and he deserves it because he's the best

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Sources tell me that he would have won

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Uncle Wemus posted:

Sources tell me that he would have won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNHfeBJ81I

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
bern ie is good

and

oh ya cool

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Sources tell me that he would have won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
McDowell Country how bow da

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I like that news networks figured out having Bernie on was going to be the only way to get anyone under 50 to watch their programming so he does monthly TV specials now where he yells at people about the ohligachy and yooge tax cuts and gets red in his face about the injustice of poor people being culled for greater corporate profit. it loving owns

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Uncle Wemus posted:

Sources tell me that he would have won

Checks out.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol the capstone of bernies carreer is he got trump electioned

thanks, berny

Stephen K. Bannon
Mar 8, 2017

by Smythe

Baloogan posted:

lol the capstone of bernies carreer is he got trump electioned

thanks, berny

We stole Bernie's energy and then we won the general election.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
If u don't vote for the cute baby birdie I'm going to disown you

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i voted for all of these bernies

i appreciate it being a checkbox poll op

bwhw

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://twitter.com/penningtonkm/status/841858195551334401

ur candidate of my heart bernie :allears:

Cotton Candidasis
Aug 28, 2008

Every Bernie is the best Bernie. The Bernie Paradox.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
I had a dream where I met Bernie before an event. Had a few moments of conversation. Restrained myself from bringing up the dream I had in the dream about Bernie's campaign disrupting other campaigns with a mechanoid mobile heavy cannon of truth bombs. He was older than I remember, so perhaps a premonition of a future run.

Hail Satan.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Corky Romanovsky posted:

I had a dream where I met Bernie before an event. Had a few moments of conversation. Restrained myself from bringing up the dream I had in the dream about Bernie's campaign disrupting other campaigns with a mechanoid mobile heavy cannon of truth bombs. He was older than I remember, so perhaps a premonition of a future run.

Hail Satan.

Augmented bernie didn't ask for this, but he'll still fight for neuropozyne for all

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/xEbInPu.mp4

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Baloogan posted:

lol the capstone of bernies carreer is he is good

thanks, berny

:agreed:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Yeah my eyes bugged out like that when Bernie murdered Zodiac Killer on tv

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Your power-hungry politicians, your Cruzes and your Clintons, would sign this with a flourish and a grin, with cameras present if possible. Bernie signed it with trepidation in an empty room in front of someone's vertical-video-recording smartphone and kinda flopped his hands on the table afterward, like, "what am I getting myself into". One reason of dozens you can tell that he owns.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let's delete emotes out of spite. :bernget:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Baloogan posted:

lol the capstone of bernies carreer is he got trump electioned

thanks, berny

the hillary thred is thataway friend 👉👉

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Thump! posted:

the hillary thred is thataway friend 👉👉

bernie didnt do it all by his lonesome but you gotta give him some credit now, come on

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

bernie didnt do it all by his lonesome but you gotta give him some credit now, come on

Anyone who didn't vote for Hillary because she wasn't leftist enough wouldn't have voted for her if Bernie didn't exist either, they were just louder about it this way because they had a brief taste of relevance for the first time in their lives

Although I guess Bernie did play an important role in getting Trump elected in that he got hosed over by the DNC, providing something for people to get mad about when their emails were leaked, but blaming the victim for that is p hosed-up dude

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bernie woulda won you big dummies

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://s1.webmshare.com/dEVbV.webm

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Let's delete emotes out of spite. :bernget:

lol

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
This emote does not agree with my political views and needs to be removed from the available options

:xie:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

that one I don't mind because we got :gethill: instead which is a straight upgrade

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



:bern101:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

It does seem super arbitrary which Bernie emotes stayed and which went

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Bernie would have won.

Primary all nonBernies.

Cotton Candidasis
Aug 28, 2008

BurntCornMuffin posted:

Bernie would have won.

Primary all nonBernies.

:bern101:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
i heard he ran because he hates strong women and wanted trump to win? confirm or deny???

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Lamebot posted:

i heard he ran because he hates strong women and wanted trump to win? confirm or deny???

Well duh :rolleyes:

*chugs a Natty Lite and elbow-drops this bullshit late-stage capitalist society*

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/842141564801552384

Sanders has finally defeated his sworn enemy Planned Parenthood

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/842141564801552384

Sanders has finally defeated his sworn enemy Planned Parenthood

bernie... good?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
he won the primary of our hearts

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/842141564801552384

Sanders has finally defeated his sworn enemy Planned Parenthood

:bernpop:

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