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which bernie is the best bernie?
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100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Man

a Bernie thread

That's a pretty good idea!

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

:gethill:

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

i read this whole thread and it appears that Bernie is uhh

*checks binder full of notes and equations*

cool and good?!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Bernie Klanders driving off with the oil money

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Condiv posted:

i am utterly shocked that a guy with a net worth of $400k in 2014 had a lower tax rate than actual millionares and billionares

what is this world coming to when the rich pay more in taxes?
warren buffet pays less in total taxes as a % of income than his secretary

this is totally how the world should work

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Terror Sweat posted:

I don't know how anyone can watch that video and then say he was inexperienced on foreign policy
this is what people actually believe:
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/sorry-bernie-bros-your-candidate-just-doesnt-have--4201

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bernie....

would have won?!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Thump! posted:

Bernie....

would have won?!

All signs point to yes!

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

This is actually wrong, he paid 19.6% in 2014, which would put him ahead of Mitt Romney :laugh:

Source.

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008


two dollars in ordinary dividends? you lied to us, bernie

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

he has a lot of deductions:
http://money.stackexchange.com/a/77410

also focusing purely on federal income taxes and ignoring all other federal and state taxes is common rightwing disinformation

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Sources say Bernie would have won https://mobile.twitter.com/daveweigel/status/842141564801552384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope
Who is the bigger threat Iran, Russia or North Korea? Let's ask Bernie one year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M4CoEodUTI

Is he right? You decide!

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I literally cried a little when I first saw the bird incident

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Bernie was good at shaking hands today.
https://twitter.com/SatisfyingWorld/status/831800663147413504

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



bernie woulda won

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

You can't just post this without the article.



http://www.theonion.com/article/tanned-exquisitely-coiffed-bernie-sanders-tells-su-50589

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

this is actually his stunt double, Bruce Rappaport

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


this is the future berniebros want

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

sarah silverman would have won

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

The Brown Menace posted:

this is the future berniebros want



Nice, russia stole the statue of liberty and so we nuke a city to get to get it back. Bernie would have wanted it this way.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


Jesus Christ, trump would have had no chance whatsoever

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


http://www.metro.us/boston/bernie-sanders-coming-to-boston/zsJqci---RCD1lX33gB2A/

Bernie works so hard. he works hard all over the US to try to help the democratic party so they can help people in need. hopefully the dem party will appreciate that soon and we can start winning again.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I only wish Clinton had lost earlier so that Bernie could have been doing this stuff in the 90's as a representative. Alas the third-way fucks us all.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I only wish Clinton had lost earlier so that Bernie could have been doing this stuff in the 90's as a representative. Alas the third-way fucks us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7OBEQSlaPA

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Condiv posted:

http://www.metro.us/boston/bernie-sanders-coming-to-boston/zsJqci---RCD1lX33gB2A/

Bernie works so hard. he works hard all over the US to try to help the democratic party so they can help people in need. hopefully the dem party will appreciate that soon and we can start winning again.

Yeah, about that...


The Brown Menace posted:

this is the future berniebros want



What, you have some sort of problem with that, comrade? :commissar:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Bernie Sanders, although he would have won, was clearly uncomfortable as a Presidential candidate and much happier as a resistance leader. It sucks that we live in a world where Bernie Sanders is necessary, but I'm glad we have him.

Not the leader we deserve, but the one we need right now

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




I was there when the bird landed on the podium. :911:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mythical Moderate posted:

I was there when the bird landed on the podium. :911:

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
i WAS the bird

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Donkwich posted:

i WAS the bird

whoa can i give you some millet?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



What's the lifespan of a finch? Is that bird dead now? :ohdear:

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Thump! posted:

What's the lifespan of a finch? Is that bird dead now? :ohdear:

Finches are good for about 5-9 years, providing it doesn't get eaten or diseases which would have been cared for and prevented under the glorious socialist paradise of President Sanders United States.

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Condiv posted:

whoa can i give you some millet?

Any real Birdie fan would know that finches hate millet and prefer thistle seed.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


quote:

"You're seeing members of Congress, Republicans,claim 'I'm worried about my safety, I can't even hold a town meeting.' That's our goal," Sanders said


:bernin:

Mirello
Jan 29, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
can someone post the gif of Bernie finger wagging, then the camera cuts to Hillary, then his finger wagging blocks her?

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mirello posted:

can someone post the gif of Bernie finger wagging, then the camera cuts to Hillary, then his finger wagging blocks her?

I posted it somewhere else and now I can't find it.

Here's this, instead;

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