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which bernie is the best bernie?
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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bern gon git ya :bern101:

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
He's bernin, he's bernin, he's bernin, he's bernin for you!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
HE WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT GROUP SEX! -the Moral Minority

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Mc Do Well posted:

HE WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT GROUP SEX! -the Moral Minority
wow he's really clued into what young people want

sex, songbirds and socialism - the birdie sunders brand

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Put too much effort into this post to not make it every time someone doubts the dogmatic truth that Bernie Would Have Won

What could have been...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmr0l010pQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVS-itGeeEA

Imagine ads like this during the general instead of "TRUMP BAD, VOTE ME"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpGqLSAaOw0


I saw some people in the Dem thread say good things about Howard Dean. Please remember, he is a piece of poo poo!
https://theintercept.com/2016/01/14/howard-dean-lobbyist/


Still gets the tear ducts flowing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP4Xasc1t7Q


Hmm, too bad more people didn't show up to congress to hear him be correct about literally everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAE3hXI-hRw

"Will never EVER come to pass!" vs this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYOf6hXGx6M

Sexist Bernie Bro Kshama Sawant,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kshama-sawant/bernie-vs-hillary-whats-a-feminist_b_9367996.html

More racist drivel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOCEQJtcEIw

John McCain even liked him
http://observer.com/2015/10/john-mccain-bernie-sanders-not-hillary-clinton-has-record-of-advocacy-for-vets/

Never forget
https://mobile.twitter.com/politico/status/713474676765417477?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

HA! Good one, man (but no really, she should have, because he would have won)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/its-time-for-hillary-clin_b_9555422.html

Those accursed BERNIE BROS!! Not us progressive Hillary supporters :)
http://berniebrowho.tumblr.com/

Haha, if only someone could have seen the Trump Presidency coming!
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/303804/if-the-democrats-lose-in-november-it-will-be-their-own-drat-fault/
http://thearchdruidreport.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/donald-trump-and-politics-of-resentment.html?m=1

Certainly, these wonderful folks had zero egg on their face come November!
http://www.thepeoplesview.net/main/...emocratic-party

Yeah, not rigged at all!
http://harpers.org/archive/2016/11/swat-team-2/



Oh and one final thing...

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forbidden dialectics has issued a correction as of 05:19 on Mar 16, 2017

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
sir this is an artisan olive oil shoppe

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

rudatron posted:

wow he's really clued into what young people want

sex, songbirds and socialism - the birdie sunders brand

He's also for marijuana. BWHW

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

bernie get the hen

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Heaps of Sheeps posted:

Hmm, too bad more people didn't show up to congress to hear him be correct about literally everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAE3hXI-hRw

The end of that is amazing. He admits he ran so that Hillary wouldn't just be anointed, so that she would have to defend her views and policies. And it turned out she couldn't.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
let's give this a few pages to see how it turns out

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

lol the capstone of bernies carreer is he got trump electioned

thanks, berny

Serious victim blaming here.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

What are tax brackets

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Bernie 2017


Special Elections bb

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


i am utterly shocked that a guy with a net worth of $400k in 2014 had a lower tax rate than actual millionares and billionares

what is this world coming to when the rich pay more in taxes?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol his wife destroyed a private university

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/burlington-college-jane-sanders-close-223222

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/bernie-sanders-jane-vermont-burlington-college-219114

to buy 10 million $ land it didn't need
and she got a 200k$ severance for destroying the university

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
o snap bernie sanders hiding assets

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/bernie-sanders-wife-accounts-for-reported-assets-120261

oh i weep for ol sociallisty crap sanders i weep for him and his incompetent vulture capitalist millionare wife

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
bernie sanders would have lost. and, even worse, all the hillbots would be screaming "hillary clinton so electable!!!" so consider yourselves lucky!!!

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Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Baloogan posted:

lol his wife destroyed a private university

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/burlington-college-jane-sanders-close-223222

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/bernie-sanders-jane-vermont-burlington-college-219114

to buy 10 million $ land it didn't need
and she got a 200k$ severance for destroying the university

good, all private universities deserve to be destroyed :patriot:

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


i just found something disturbing. a picture of sanders touching money

:nws::nms::nms::nws:

as you can see, the tips of his fingers are in full contact with the $5 bill, but his hand has not violently combusted leaving only a charred stump behind. this can only mean that bernie... isn't really socialist... :smithicide:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Sorry baloogan but hillary is a poo poo candidate and bernie polled well with everybosy short moderate conservative

You pay less in taxes when you make less btw also lol if the 2005 wasnt cherry picked

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Heres how bernie can still win

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

Uncle Wemus posted:

Heres how bernie can still win

  • Stay alive for four years

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Digiwizzard posted:

  • Stay alive for four years

  • Pray democracy is alive in four years

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the real tragedy is that joe biden's son died and he didn't run. joe would've won

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
  • Determine the exact moment Trump gets the almanac and go into the past to prevent it from happening

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

ArmZ posted:

the real tragedy is that joe biden's son died and he didn't run. joe would've won


Pretty sure the Russians killed Beau Biden to destroy America.


Though maybe it was Fidel. Or Hilldawg.

The Little Kielbasa has issued a correction as of 11:18 on Mar 16, 2017

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I'm the shocking realization that a guy who reported 150 million in income paid more taxes than the guy who reported 200,000 in income

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Beet Wagon posted:

I'm the shocking realization that a guy who reported 150 million in income paid more taxes than the guy who reported 200,000 in income

Baloogan's face:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

ArmZ posted:

the real tragedy is that joe biden's son died and he didn't run. joe would've won

He wouldn't have won against Hillary but he would have won the general, and he might have acted like an Edwards-style establishment vote splitter that let Bernie get nominated.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE

e serious question where are all the bernie's in us politics

Telephones has issued a correction as of 16:03 on Mar 16, 2017

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

SimonCat posted:

The end of that is amazing. He admits he ran so that Hillary wouldn't just be anointed, so that she would have to defend her views and policies. And it turned out she couldn't.

I don't know how anyone can watch that video and then say he was inexperienced on foreign policy

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



bernie will run in 2020 and he will win

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/842141564801552384

Sanders has finally defeated his sworn enemy Planned Parenthood

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/02/15/elizabeth-warren-donald-trump-poll-2020-election-president/

quote:

The Politico/Morning Consult survey shows Trump beating Warren 42 percent to 36 percent, with 22 percent undecided. Trump loses to “Democratic candidate” 43 percent to 35 percent.
lol everyone hates goofy liz she likely never recovered from her twitter feud with trump

she's basically left-wing paul ryan please never run her for president

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Terror Sweat posted:

I don't know how anyone can watch that video and then say he was inexperienced on foreign policy

the think tank dipshits who all wanted to bomb Iran would have never gotten a job in his administration

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

ArmZ posted:

the real tragedy is that joe biden's son died and he didn't run. joe would've won

the funny thing is joe biden is every bit as connected (prob more) with the financial industry as Clinton

but it wouldn't have mattered cuz biden would have just laughed it up and then got into a dissing contest with trump and come out looking more likable/I'd like to have a beer with him guy so he woulda won

basically america will vote corrupt guy as long as he'someone you'd have a beer with but holy poo poo hillary was not that person

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Telephones posted:

BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE

e serious question where are all the bernie's in us politics

Taking over local party apparatuses, attending DSA meetings, getting involved with things like Brand New Congress, OurRevolution, or #WeWillReplaceYou, not to mention the few American Heroes who are running for office on Bernie platforms.

That said, we need way more people doing these things in order to be ready for 2018.

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

let's give this a few pages to see how it turns out

Bring back bernget and willa rogers.

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