Oh HELL Yes

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Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/matrix-reboot-works-at-warner-bros-986292

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Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

WOOOOO LET'S loving GOOOOOO!

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ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

hm. i don't know how i feel about a matrix 'reboot'

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GonSmithe: Apr 25, 2010; Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Michael B Jordan owns bones

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Keanu doesn't age, he could play Neo again.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 17:56

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

now they get to bring down the first Matrix movie to the level of the other two. on the other hand, they can take back the term "red pill" from disgusting internet neanderthals

ROFLburger posted:

hm. i don't know how i feel about a matrix 'reboot'

it was the first R-rated movie that i saw in theaters and almost 20 years later, they're remaking it. it makes me feel weird and old

# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:30

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

get that OUT of my face posted:

now they get to bring down the first Matrix movie to the level of the other two. on the other hand, they can take back the term "red pill" from disgusting internet neanderthals

Jupiter Ascending, V for Vendetta and Cloud Atlas made the Matrix sequels look like masterpieces. I can only fathom the reboot being worse than all of those.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:39

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

That first Matrix movie is so good. May be kind of a hot take but I don't care much for the sequels,

# ? Mar 16, 2017 14:34

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

The men and women of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. are excellent decision makers.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Lumpy the Cook posted:

The men and women of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. are excellent decision makers.

[Walks in to WB with an ar-15]

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:50

Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

I think the bigger story here is how desperate they are now that Harry Potter is over.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:28

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Dinosaurs! posted:

I think the bigger story here is how desperate they are now that Harry Potter is over.

Pretty sure they're trying to set up an extended Harry Potter cinematic universe with that Fantastic Beasts movie. Lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:54

Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

Well yeah, but brainstorming new HP movies isn't as sure of a thing as going off an established series.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:23

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

In Training posted:

That first Matrix movie is so good. May be kind of a hot take but I don't care much for the sequels,

My favorite part of the two sequels was the 20 minute dirt rave scene

# ? Mar 16, 2017 19:51

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Remember the techno rave scene in Matrix: Reloaded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFjxt09J-M

lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:02

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

That scene is the first time in my life I turned off a movie midway through and thought "maybe not every movie is good" so it's probably actually a pretty important movie to me.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:07

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

In Training posted:

That scene is the first time in my life I turned off a movie midway through and thought "maybe not every movie is good" so it's probably actually a pretty important movie to me.

I saw it in theaters in 9th grade and it was the first time I remember being so excited for a movie and leaving with such disdain lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:28

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

holy crap the matrix is 18 years old so i am old as hell

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:36

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

The Highway Chase scene in Reloaded was badass but yeah shame about the rest of the movie

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smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Michael Shannon would make a good Agent Smith, just sayin'

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:38

Retarded_Clown_: Feb 18, 2012

Plutonis posted:

The Highway Chase scene in Reloaded was badass but yeah shame about the rest of the movie

Burly Brawl

# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:28

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Plutonis posted:

The Highway Chase scene in Reloaded was badass but yeah shame about the rest of the movie

Except for those albino dreadlock nosferatu twins with cut-throat razors turning into some of the worst CG ghosts ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiFmdPl3lSA

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zjentohlauedy: Feb 27, 2006; Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow w

Finally they'll be able to do Sophia Stewart's story justice.

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As Nero Danced: Sep 3, 2009; Alright, let's do this

Are full length trench coats with mandarin collars going to come back in fashion again?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 23:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

StuG Jeebus posted:

Michael Shannon would make a good Agent Smith, just sayin'

I love him

# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:30

GonSmithe: Apr 25, 2010; Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Michael Shannon is the best part of every movie he is in except Groundhog Day

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trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

That scene is the first time in my life I turned off a movie midway through and thought "maybe not every movie is good" so it's probably actually a pretty important movie to me.

i think i posted about this in imp zone before but i remember seeing north as a kid and being genuinely confused why i didnt like a movie

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:41

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

I remember being blown away by this in theaters but even a few years later it looked really bad. The highway and chateau scenes still own though. I don't think it should be remade because the first Matrix is hard to improve upon and the whole aesthetic worked in '99 but I don't think would work now.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 04:35

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

trying to jack off posted:

i think i posted about this in imp zone before but i remember seeing north as a kid and being genuinely confused why i didnt like a movie

I'm trying to remember the first movie I ever stopped part way out of sheer boredom when I was 5 or 6 and I'm about 99% sure it was a Don Bluth movie.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 23:38

A CRUNK BIRD: Sep 29, 2004

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I'm trying to remember the first movie I ever stopped part way out of sheer boredom when I was 5 or 6 and I'm about 99% sure it was a Don Bluth movie.

That's hosed up dude. Unless it was rock-a-doodle.

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Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

At least we wont have to hear about those 2 brothers anymore.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:41

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I'm trying to remember the first movie I ever stopped part way out of sheer boredom when I was 5 or 6 and I'm about 99% sure it was a Don Bluth movie.

Ok, I was wrong, I remember exactly what it was now.