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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

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vanisher

aww oh no stray cat

let's look for shelter or food!



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

death sext


check inventory


Piso Mojado

death sext posted:

check inventory

Luvcow

One day nearer spring


Inventory:
-One (1) small cat
-Freedom

Observations
-No shelter or food visible
-Sitting in a large field of grass, trees on all sides

vanisher

a squirrel may have stashed an acorn in one of those trees

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Rub the tummy! I want to rub the tummy!!

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

City of Glompton

> sniff air

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Mar 16, 2017


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Piso Mojado

> look around for other cats

Luvcow

One day nearer spring


Tasks accomplished
-Observed trees on all sides that might contain acorns hidden by squirrels
-Laid back in grass and rubbed tummy with paws, overcome with bliss and the warmth of the sun
-Sniffed air and smelled fresh grass, trees and birds all around, cool breeze coming from the south
-Looked for other cats but saw and smelled no sign, tinge of loneliness sets in

death sext


enjoy the breeze

head south


Piso Mojado

> check inventory

Piso Mojado

> cast spell: fire 2


Luvcow

One day nearer spring


Tasks accomplished
-Enjoyed the breeze, loneliness fades
-Headed south across the grassy field to the edge of a forest, see several potential acorn hiding spots
-Tried to cast spell Fire 2, could not complete spell due to spell not being learned yet, frustration creeps in but is quickly suppressed by newfound desire and resolve to learn spell Fire 2

Inventory
-One (1) small cat
-Freedom

Piso Mojado

Luvcow posted:


Inventory
-One (1) small cat
-Freedom

have Stray Cat pull out the smaller cat from its inventory, then check its inventory. just to be sure.


Piso Mojado

Stray Cat is :3 as hell


yeah actually they will
I would like to see the cat smoking a joint of marijuana

Piso Mojado

no they will not posted:

I would like to see the cat smoking a joint of marijuana

why do you think we're checking the inventory :doh:


Luvcow

One day nearer spring


Tasks accomplished
-Checked for smaller cat, realized there is only one cat, the small stray cat sitting in the grassy field be the edge of the forest, warm feeling of self assurance rises from inside
-Tries to smoke a joint of marijuana, cannot smoke due to lack of marijuana joint in inventory, memories surface of the strange woman whose house you used to be trapped in and her bizarre almost ritualistic smoking habits, results in yearning for the familiar smell and related sensations from frequent visitations to catmint plants that grew by her front door

Scaly Haylie

look freedom

vanisher

Time to sniff out some Acorns so we can make a friend perhaps



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

TOOT BOOT

>Lick my own butt

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


hey guys, I think we should recharge and sleep for a good 14-16 hours

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Elusif

>wake up
The cat is already asleep, this is all a dream

Luvcow

One day nearer spring


Tasks accomplished
-Looked at freedom, observed the trees and grass around you and appreciated being free from the strange woman and the confines of her small smelly house
-Found large stash of acorns in hollow of a tree, made note of them in case they could be useful in meeting a new forest friend
-Gave self a quick cleaning
-Found a suitable safe space beneath a large tree and settled in for a long nap
-Woke up in a different field, realized you had been dreaming of the large grassy field and the southern forest as well as the acorn stash, saw the smoldering remains of the strange old woman's house and became flooded with memories of the angst and desire for freedom that pushed you to cast the Fire 1 spell and start the inferno, felt a slight tinge of remorse for your actions but then remembered your newfound freedom

death sext


this twist :O

can Stray Cat do any searching through the house remains for any good loot/snacks/ashes for dark rituals or is the smoldering refuse still too hot?


Macnult

explore the house (safely)

Luvcow

One day nearer spring



Tasks accomplished
-Safely explored ruins of the house, found old smelly couch you used to scratch and nap on, feelings of awe and power bubble up from within at the devastation caused by your Fire 1 spell, no sign of any still edible food or the strange woman who used to live here

cda

by Hand Knit
examine painting of still life with dildo

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Macnult

examine painting. is it an image of some place near the house?

death sext


check couch for change


Piso Mojado

> meow

Elusif

>spin a top to determine if this is another dream or reality

Manifisto


we need sustenance

where da moths at?

vanisher

Let's salvage what food stores we can from the destroyed kitchen, search for anything useful (undamaged mouse toy?) and make our way out



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

Let's salvage what food stores we can from the destroyed kitchen, search for anything useful (undamaged mouse toy?) and make our way out

slaughtering any stray dust motes we encounter in the process

Twenty Four


Look for cat clothes. Get dressed.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring



Tasks accomplished
-Observed crooked painting and found humor in the apparent phallic symbol, remembered that it was actually a silo attached to a barn that once stood near this house, further remembered burning the barn and silo down several years ago when you were still just a wee kitten discovering your latent fire spell capabilities

-tried to check couch for space change, found that cushions were melted together and as a result could not check to find any change

-meowed and waited for some type of response yet heard none, loneliness begins creeping in

--checked kitchen for food and found none but did manage to find and consume three (3) delicious moths

-searched for favorite toys, was sidetracked by a dust mote, slew the dust mote, found the remains of your favorite top, unable to spin due to being melted, finally located your favorite mouse toy and became sad to find it too had melted into the floor, feelings of intense loss and loneliness are becoming overpowering

-searched for old cat clothes the strange woman had often made you wear and found only ashes, feelings of relief and freedom begin to replace loneliness and loss

Manifisto


I vote we look for catnip growing outside (to feed our own bad habits) and any of the strange weed smoked by the lady who took care of us (on the theory that if we find the weed she can't be too far away, now can she?)

but whether these plants are growing near or far is another story

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vanisher

Manifisto posted:

I vote we look for catnip growing outside (to feed our own bad habits) and any of the strange weed smoked by the lady who took care of us (on the theory that if we find the weed she can't be too far away, now can she?)

but whether these plants are growing near or far is another story

This might be a good plan.

Refreshed from our moth feast we should be able to handle a steady day of travelling.

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