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FutonForensic

cyberspace is a never-ending nightmare hellscape where no one is safe. only by following jeff's example do we stand a chance.



jeff covers his face so the cybercriminals can't find him. jeff surrounds himself with a protective barrier of portraits and vague clipart. good job, jeff

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women are at greater risk of being targeted in cyberspace for sexual assault. jeff circumvents this by not being a woman. good job, jeff


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jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff


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jeff never speaks to coworkers face to face. jeff talks over the phone while staring at his contacts through a hole in the wall. good job, jeff


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roger likes to reminisce about jeff boasting of his sexual conquests of the elderly. get your mind out of the gutter, roger!


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sometimes Internet Explorer 6 doesn't work too well and the address bar doesn't display. jeff helps remind people what web page they're on. good job, jeff


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jeff likes to spice up the workplace by setting everyone's PC wallpaper to a sick skull. he also changes everyone's screensaver to an animated Matrix scrawl. good job, jeff


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jeff has had it up to HERE with these BSODs! the client needs their direct deposit set up and jeff's not gonna let this bullshit stand in his way! good job, jeff


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cyberspace technology has failed us. jeff's taking the cash straight to the client. how's this for a direct deposit?? good job, jeff


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