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Jeff, looking at his credit card statement and realising he spent $500 in a pay-to-win video game.

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Jeff searches his spank bank for someone exciting.

Bill from accounting? Wears weird cologne.
Jane in reception? Pretty enough but has big feet.

Now, Margaret, Jeff's manager. 58, powerful calves and a dominant personality. Now we're talking...

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Women do not exist in cyberspace. Jeff learned this the hard way.

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After Bill's stroke, he was unable to recognize faces, they all looked the same. Jeff spent a compassionate moment describing Bill's wife.

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Janice, this force field restraining order is silly. You know I can change my ways. Give me another chance.

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