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Blue Train posted:wtf is wrong with pyf posters, smdh GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:"PYF crazy goon ex butthole" apparently PYF posters make GBS posters look good, who woulda thought e: also lol
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Oh poo poo forgot about this saga. Glad 2 see u alive and postin' HP. I'm not even disappointed about the lack of pep anymore. This thread delivered and now we're all basking in the beautiful afterglow. Love yous
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skeemon posted:Oh poo poo forgot about this saga. Glad 2 see u alive and postin' HP. I'm not even disappointed about the lack of pep anymore. This thread delivered and now we're all basking in the beautiful afterglow. The pep.png will be my banme when the jump light comes on, line up and hook in to land where we may.
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Jul 3, 2017 17:23
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You're too good for this dead gay forum
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Harakiri Potter posted:The pep.png will be my banme when the jump light comes on, line up and hook in to land where we may. 
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Jul 3, 2017 17:25
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Harakiri Potter posted:The pep.png will be my banme when the jump light comes on, line up and hook in to land where we may. Set up a deadman's switch to post it thousands of times in the event of your ban.
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Jul 3, 2017 21:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:Set up a deadman's switch to post it thousands of times in the event of your ban. I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum.
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Jul 3, 2017 21:32
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Harakiri Potter posted:I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum. What's the situation with greedo butthole? Is imminent death still on the horizon or you good?
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Jul 3, 2017 21:32
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Yeah it's way more likely he'd need a dead man's switch for actual death
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Jul 3, 2017 21:34
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Harakiri Potter posted:I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum. A bold strategy.
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Jul 3, 2017 21:34
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Yeah it's way more likely he'd need a dead man's switch for actual death
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Jul 3, 2017 21:35
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Blue Train posted:wtf is wrong with pyf posters, smdh
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Jul 3, 2017 21:37
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Harakiri Potter posted:I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum. Lol if you think that will protect you
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Jul 3, 2017 21:38
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Lol if you think that will protect you Please stop changing your avatar it's triggering
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Jul 3, 2017 21:51
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Harakiri Potter posted:I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum. Wut?
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Jul 3, 2017 21:52
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Harakiri Potter posted:I have avoided bans by not being a retard. Fixed.
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Viva Miriya posted:What's the situation with greedo butthole? Is imminent death still on the horizon or you good? She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her.
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Jul 3, 2017 22:18
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if you havent been banned/probated, you're not posting hard enough
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When are we gonna get more schizo texts? Or is she doing better now?
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:When are we gonna get more schizo texts? Or is she doing better now? I'll post them if they show up. I figure, might as well have a few laughs before I get murdered.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:When are we gonna get more schizo texts? Or is she doing better now? Harakiri Potter posted:She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her. Seems like she's fine.
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Harakiri Potter posted:She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her. 
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Harakiri Potter posted:She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her.  ... oh.
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Harakiri Potter posted:She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her. 
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Harakiri Potter posted:She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her. I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', ‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. ‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Yeah it's way more likely he'd need a dead man's switch for actual death
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Lol if you think that will protect you Hahahahah you literally poo poo up every single thread gently caress You Idiot
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Bob NewSCART posted:Hahahahah you literally poo poo up every single thread whoa whoa whoa
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Blue Train posted:wtf is wrong with pyf posters, smdh I think they renamed it Autism Spectrum Disorder in the DSM-V.
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Bob NewSCART posted:Hahahahah you literally poo poo up every single thread  little dude
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Bob NewSCART posted:Hahahahah you literally poo poo up every single thread *tries to hold bob newscart and oxballs away, but actually mixes up oxballs with a dame standing nearby. holds her chest tightly.*
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I'm at school. School where I was from was some barn with tables and you were expected to pretty much teach yourself, like, with a lesson plan. The owner of this school worked for Mr. Straka, who was a pretty successful dairyman, and his employees did pretty decent for themselves, and had nice trucks and even small dairies of their own. Anyway, school was sort of informal. Kids would arrive around 5 am to 7 am, get their lesson plans and then study until noon. Some kids went home and worked, others hung out on the playground and played games like pepper or climbed on the monkey bars that Mr Jabcik welded. It was beautiful and tall, painted red and very sturdy. I loved baseball, and playing pepper was great, we'd get enough kids playing then we'd go over to the diamond and hit the ball around. We had an old fella who played professional baseball back in the early part of the century. He lost his whole arm in a trolley accident. He'd teach us all these old time games. We just called him "Red". He married a lady over in Harbine. She taught at the school and also cooked. Nice lady. Hungarian. So I'm climbing up the monkey bars and this was a tall structure, too. Got up to the second tier and there's this tugging on my pant leg. It's the quiet kid at the school, I was friends with his older brother. Everyone thought there was something wrong with this kid, he never spoke. So I glance down and then look up and away to try and climb up another level, but now he's got both of my feet firmly in his hands and he starts to walk backwards. My arms are stretched and I struggle a little and now I'm nearly 45 degrees out. I said "let go!" and started hollering. I guess no one noticed. This kid holding my feet said "let go". And I said "Hell no". And I held on for as long as I could. Then my hands gave out. The sun was beating on me. The iron was hot. It was torture. I fell and bashed my face on the lower rung, knocking me out and breaking my jaw, my nose and I lost several teeth. His father drove over and they both apologized to me and brought over a pie and some runzas. But I knew he was a psychopath. Stone cold blue eyes and a shock of blonde hair. He's now doing life in Colorado for murdering some old lady. Anyway later in high school I gave him a hard foul playing basketball and he later stabbed me in the locker room, or actually slashed me across the upper thigh with a grape hook, which we would bend to cut corn or keep straight and use it to cut rope. It wasn't deep, but that wasn't very pleasant. He went off to a reformatory after that. I didn't see him again until recently when he got sent to prison for life. I had a point and it's oh yeah please don't poo poo up this thread.
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What's it like being a crazy person magnet? Like we joked that I had a stalker in highschool but she was just a young clingy girl and it was totally pleasant, but you have the real-deal draws on about you.
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This thread got really weird and I'm worried something is wrong with it. Does anyone know a Dr.?
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great big cardboard tube posted:This thread got really weird and I'm worried something is wrong with it. Does anyone know a Dr.? yah ive been going to pepper for years, she's the best op should post her.
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Turtlicious posted:yah ive been going to pepper for years, she's the best Harakiri Potter posted:I had a point and it's oh yeah please don't poo poo up this thread.
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thread wouldnt be poo poo if we had the pep
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Turtlicious posted:yah ive been going to pepper for years, she's the best I agree post the Dr. Pepper can pics
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I'm still upset that everyone is obsessed with the pep and is totally ignoring the small bust of Franz Liszt in a butthole that we could be seeing. You can find soda can porn anywhere, but Greedo and Liszt is what we all paid $10 to see.
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