Harakiri Potter posted:

i have the cleanup from the road kill. the cops and my house mate wouldn't touch any of the dead poo poo at the end of the driveway so i had to go down with the gator, throw them in the back and chuck em in the corn field. it's hosed up. the cops wouldn't even take the note, which was written in crayon on the back of a daffy duck kids coloring thing. it's so bizarre. she must have driven all over, grabbed a pile of dead stuff and then brought them back.

the cops did keep the knife, which figures, probably the nice spyderco one she used to tell me she'd cut my dick off with.

http://i.imgur.com/t31N7wJ.jpg

yes, it says "i love you" on the coloring thing she did, and yes, those are all dead groundhogs she left

Harakiri Potter posted:

i'm supposed to die tonight so if that happens i have a friend ready to dump greedo pics and now she's putting things in her vagina, too. i won't look at dr pepper cans again the same way.

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Jesus Christ posted:

this is the GBS I remember from my childhood