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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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lol yeah that was p funny

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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like if i was going to list top 3 self pwns probably be

1.)Russian kid who jumped off building cause of anime
2.)Goon who jumped off bridge cause of wikipedia and womens studies
3.)this kid

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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then what is your list bruh

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

The wikipedia suicide and ts12 (gender studies suicide) were different things. One kill he is self because of FYAD loving with him, the other killed he is self because he gave booze to minors and then assaulted the cop who tried to arrest him for selling booze for minors.

holy gently caress, this changes everything :psyduck:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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lotsa goons kill themselves they could at least have the courtesy to do it in a funny way and also make sure it is documented for us

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Mar 26, 2011

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Mammal Sauce posted:

Good list, but Budd Dwyer and the female newscaster that shot herself on air because she couldn't keep a relationship would be pretty high up there too.

gently caress didnt even think about budd dwyer uhhhg going to need some serious reevaluation...

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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elliot "never scored" rodgers is less funny cause he murdered a bunch of kids just cause he had a tiny dick and never touched a woman.

Its more funny when people just own themselves. It is pretty funny that he never scored tho

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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RIP HP, jerked his dick off to death lookin at pic of dr pepper in a vag

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Harakiri Potter posted:

my mom is dead, not cool

please do the needful and post the pics

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Cubone posted:

hence the past tense? we're not feeling sorry for ourselves, dude, we're sympathizing over a negative experience we both went through and trying to emphasize the humorous side

if I wanted to bum people out, the reason for the goofy-assed lightning thing is that I was an 11 year old child, and I was ideating suicide at that age because I realized I was gay, and I thought that that meant that I didn't have a future. so, yeah, I was definitely too ashamed to share this stuff while I was actually going through it, and that's a bad thing. it means I didn't get help. so, maybe it can be helpful to destigmitize the experience by making it okay to talk about? and therapeutic for the people who went through it to be open about it? maybe maybe maybe

why would you care about being gay if you live in SF lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Harakiri Potter posted:

she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total human being at my funeral so i guess oh well

:stonk:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Hatebag posted:

Swallowed by a sarlac

Holy poo poo hahahaha

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Harakiri Potter posted:

lolin at my new av

thanks

lmao that owns

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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SpaceClown posted:

its alright

y'all are losing your minds over the greedo thing but its not that funny imo

between this and your goku thread youre being a real debbie downer today SC :sigh:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Harakiri Potter posted:

Ricky is imaginary, she doesn't have a kid but that's not stopping Ricky from buying her a forums account.

aww poo poo, looks like dare is about to have some competition for forums crazy person

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

She looks like the personification of the lose theme on the price is right

lol this is a good burn right here

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Brain Curry posted:

Show me how she docked her pepper

Lol

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