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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > hoyl shit remember that one guy who killed himself
 
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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
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who was the goon who tried to kill himself with a table saw but ended up living cause he stumbled into the snow after opening his neck up.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
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Harakiri Potter posted:

I told my ex on facebook that instead of stalking me that she should

a: put a loaded shotgun to her head
b: make it cum

am I going to be in any trouble if she goes through with it? now i feel kinda bad but not really

I think the thing that separated this from your standard fare of e-trolling was that even when he had doubts she was actively encouraging him, like it went beyond "go kill yourself" and provided a measurable difference in whether or not he follow through (at least that particular night).

get back in the car lmao.

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