SpaceClown posted:

suicide is cool and owns and you should do it every day

skeemon posted:

Suicide is painless
Got greedo in my anus

Harakiri Potter posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jT2rxwA.jpg


she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total human being at my funeral so i guess oh well

Harakiri Potter posted:

Harakiri Potter posted:

Ricky is imaginary, she doesn't have a kid but that's not stopping Ricky from buying her a forums account.

Harakiri Potter posted:

we were going pretty much steady for a long time. since high school. after she finished grad school she started hearing voices. she was diagnosed as a schizo. she went into long term psychiatric care. she was getting some injection in her hip and was almost completely ok. actually, she was as normal as could be, lost a bit of her sense of humor and got into jesus pretty heavy.

then for some reason she went off the meds. she's run people over in her car for having a loud motorcycle, she started stripping at a club, doing coke and percocets and other poo poo. her life unraveled just as i thought i was getting my old friend back, it's very sad. she's really quite intelligent and nice to look at, too. but she's really, really hosed up right now and i'm depressed thinking about and the fact that i'm going to die a meaningless death at the hands of a maniac.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, and if it's up to us you're gonna get the "faggiest" coffin we can find.

Junkyard Poodle posted:

I suggest scheduling an appointment with the famous Dr. Pepper.

1gnoirents posted:

i offer no explanation sorry guys

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Harakiri Potter posted:

the music never stops

Harakiri Potter posted: