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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Harakiri Potter posted:



i dunno about a mosin nagant bayonet killing me but it doesn't seem too far fetched

There's worse ways to go. Mossberg shotgun for one.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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whoflungpoop posted:

I dont think suicide girl deserves jail time but she does deserve a litany of asswhoopings and those needs could best be met in jail

Could send her to a Phillys game wearing a Mets jersey.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Did you tell her you needed space or something? Cause she seems to be giving you as much as she can in those texts.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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You still alive HP?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nooner posted:

RIP HP, jerked his dick off to death lookin at pic of dr pepper in a vag

Really sad we're not gonna get Stinky Greedo. I mean, Harakiri Potter being murdered by a crazy person is pretty sad too, obviously.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Welcome back HP! How was the stabbing?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The black shadow is a pretty cool bike

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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edit: nm

Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 21, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Harakiri Potter posted:



i have no idea who these people are

Well? How were Jill's tits man?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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skeemon posted:

Either greedo didn't happen or she super fat

Greedo happened. I just don't think reposting it would be a good idea since he took it down so quick.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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He did it!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I've never seen a thread go gold so fast before.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This thread was a real nice surprise. Thank you HK for making it an SA classic.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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ElGroucho posted:

Should have gotten a medal

Look at this foolio that responded to the second post and probably missed out on one of the best threads of current GBS.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Loden Taylor posted:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/c4OdAjE.jpg:nws:

yeah, i dunno, that's all I got

I've heard of giving someone the stink eye, butt this is ridiculous.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought it was after a woman gives birth that its all blown out down there for a couple months.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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gently caress da Mods posted:

b r i n g h e r t o t h e f o l d

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This may be the one time mods didn't know.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well he won't be able to outlaw stairs, so there will always be a way.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Look, at this point posting about the fivehead eyebrow gremlin is off-topic. The really pressing issue is that we haven't seen Dr. Pepper making a house call yet.

I'm more interested in seeing the Franz Liszt bust sticking out of her butthole. You can see soda cans in vag all over the internet. There's something classy and avant garde about a bust of Liszt peaking out of a sphincter.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's our "Wish Liszt" if you will.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Drunk & Ugly posted:

cons: off meds, greedo in anus

pros: clean butt, well groomed, greedo in anus

i dunno, beggars cant be choosers.

cons: wants to kill him

pros: resourceful and a good provider of animal pelts, cares about his appearance, literate-ish

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Yeah, and if it's up to us you're gonna get the "faggiest" coffin we can find.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Faffel posted:

Has anyone asked if Potter is in a wheelchair yet

He sure can pick em.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

they can press their butts together and blast that stinky greedo back and forth while windmilling dead woodchucks and screaming about Tribes

I wasn't for this coupling until now. Maybe we can convince Lowtax to open a subforum just for the two of them to post in? No one else can post there, but everyone can view it. HP can mod it. It really is an elegant solution to a problem that doesn't exist yet.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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1gnoirents posted:

i offer no explanation sorry guys





I love this thread.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dani Filth sounds like Vegeta.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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g e t t I n g t h e h e l p s h e n e e d s


G O L D M I N E T H R E A D

S T A R T N E W O N E

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I want the Liszt!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Zil posted:

I kind of more imagine it like this



:effort:

Meanwhile if she had let Harakiri pick out his own he would have gone with something like this:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Harakiri Potter posted:

The pep.png will be my banme when the jump light comes on, line up and hook in to land where we may.

Set up a deadman's switch to post it thousands of times in the event of your ban.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Harakiri Potter posted:

I have avoided bans by following the rules of the forum.

A bold strategy.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

When are we gonna get more schizo texts? Or is she doing better now?


Harakiri Potter posted:

She took a bus to Delaware, she's supposedly got some court stuff to do there. I've probably got a few months left. My friend at the bank told me she had a freak out there and took off her clothes in the lobby and did handstands, then put her skirt back on and ran through a car wash at a gas station. They are looking for her locally now, as she has a warrant. Like that's ever stopped her.

Seems like she's fine.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'm still upset that everyone is obsessed with the pep and is totally ignoring the small bust of Franz Liszt in a butthole that we could be seeing. You can find soda can porn anywhere, but Greedo and Liszt is what we all paid $10 to see.

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