What did your No Fear shirt say?

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

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THE THOUGHT OF LOSING NEVER CROSSES MY MIND. I KNOW MY ABILITIES AND THEY WONT LET ME DOWN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS PUSH THE LIMITS, BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER FAIL, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.
IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG.
THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS WILL ALWAYS BE A STRAIGHT LINE.
ITS NOT THE PACE OF LIFE THAT CONCERNS ME, ITS THE SUDDEN STOP AT THE END.
I'VE NEVER LOST, I'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE BIT BEHIND WHEN THE TIME RAN OUT.
ALL MEN ARE GREAT IN THEIR DREAMS, REALITY JUST NARROWS THE COMPETITION.
IT IS FAR BETTER TO HAVE PLAYED AND LOST, THEN NOT TO HAVE PLAYED AT ALL.
I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT ON THE WEEKENDS SHE LETS ME PLAY GOLF.
AROUND YOU. OVER YOU. THROUGH YOU. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET HERE.
IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE, YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH SPACE.
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN LOSING, AND THAT'S QUITING.
THE MORE YOU SWEAT IN PRACTICE, THE LESS YOU BLEED ON GAME DAY.
THE ONLY PLACE CHAMPION COMES BEFORE PAIN IS IN THE DICTIONARY.
I'M STRONGER, FASTER, YOUNGER, AND I PRACTICE WHILE YOU SLEEP.
LOSING IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID TO RISK EVERYTHING TO WIN.
COMMITMENT ISN'T THE TIME YOU SPEND, IT'S THE LINE YOU CROSS.
THE SKY'S NOT THE LIMIT. THE GROUND IS, SO SHUT UP AND JUMP.
FEW ARE BORN WITH IT. EVEN FEWER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
EVERYONE WHO LIVES, DIES. NOT EVERYONE WHO DIES, HAS LIVED.
LIFES NOT TO SHORT, ITS JUST THAT YOU'RE DEAD FOR SO LONG.
YOU EITHER WALK AWAY WITH RESPECT, OR YOU JUST WALK AWAY.
FEAR IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, DONT LET IT BE YOU.
A CHAMPION IS SOMEONE WHO GETS UP, EVEN WHEN HE CAN'T.
NEVER LET YOUR FEARS STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS.
THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE, EITHER YOU WIN OR YOU LOSE.
IT'S NOT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, IT'S HOW BAD YOU WANT IT.
PLAY HARD, PLAY ROUGH OR TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME.
A MAN IS ONLY AS BIG AS THE DREAMS HE DARES TO LIVE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID, YOU HAD BETTER BE TOUGH.
YOU'LL NEVER STEAL SECOND WITH YOUR FOOT ON FIRST.
IF WE'RE KEEPING SCORE, WINNING IS THE ONLY THING.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. WITHOUT A DOUBT. NO FEAR.
VICTORY NEVER COMES TO THOSE WHO FEAR LOSING.
THE EDGE IS A DANGEROUS PLACE TO LIVE. NO FEAR.
WHEREVER THE FEAR MAY BE, LOOK IT IN THE EYES.
THE PRICE OF LIVING IS DIEING, EVERYBODY PAYS.
HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS, STILL DIES.
FACE YOUR FEARS. LIVE YOUR DREAMS. NO FEAR.
LIVING IS THE ONLY THING WORTH DIEING FOR.
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE.
THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED IF YOU'RE GOOD.
ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIE, OR AFRAID TO LIVE?
YOU MAY BE GOOD. IT JUST AIN'T SHOWIN'.
NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THAN REGRET.
WHO SAID SUNDAY WAS A DAY OF REST?
ONLY THOSE WHO DARE TO LOSE, WIN.
PAIN IS TEMPORARY, GLORY IS FOREVER.
TO ACHIEVE, WE MUST FIRST ATTEMPT.
THE OLDER I GET, THE BETTER I WAS.
FEAR DIVIDE US. DREAMS UNITE US.
NO PADS, NO HELMETS, JUST BALLS.
FEAR DOESN'T PARALIZE, IT KILLS.
WINNERS DO WHAT LOSERS DIDN'T.
SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER.
FEAR IS BORN WHEN DESIRE DIES.
ONE SECOND COULD MEAN SECOND.
BE EVERYTHING. FEAR NOTHING.
NO EXCUSES, ONLY CHALLENGES.
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.
DON'T BE ONE OF THE CROWD.
REALITY IS INFACT VIRTUAL.
LIVE BY IT, OR DIE FROM IT.
YOUR FEARS ARE MY DREAMS.
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.
GIVE BLOOD, PLAY HOCKEY.
DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT.
LIVE FREE, OR DIE.
EVOLVE OR DIE.

thanksr reaking the table assshole :mad:

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Stranger Danger Ranger: Jul 21, 2007; There are lizards coming out of my tv.

it was a long time ago but if i remember right it was a speech bubble coming out of garfields mouth with my name written in egyptian hieroglyphics

# ? Mar 18, 2017 14:19

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Does anyone have the original source od the big dog ametica deserved 911 shirt? I want to get an actual shirt made

# ? Mar 18, 2017 14:31

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

in 2nd grade a boy in my class had to turn his shirt inside out bc he.was wearing a big johnson shirt. his dad was lower enlisted which is like military for white trash

# ? Mar 18, 2017 14:58

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Suck my dick you fuckman

# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:40

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

This says "No Fear," right?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:05

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

For some reason in middle school we called it "No Fear Queer Gear." Not sure why though. I guess it was that time when you could say things like that and it was still considered funny and witty.

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Does anyone have the original source od the big dog ametica deserved 911 shirt? I want to get an actual shirt made

You are going to go outside wearing an AMERICA DESERVED 9/11 tshirt? You may find the internet and the real world have some differences friend.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:11

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Pawn 17 posted:

You are going to go outside wearing an AMERICA DESERVED 9/11 tshirt? You may find the internet and the real world have some differences friend.

I want one but it would just sit in my closet and never get worn for this reason so meh

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:49

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

My favourite was the "I'm not humping your LEG, I'm wiping your wife's poo poo off my DICK!!"

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:50

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Jose Oquendo posted:

For some reason in middle school we called it "No Fear Queer Gear." Not sure why though. I guess it was that time when you could say things like that and it was still considered funny and witty.

That's why we have gbs, friend

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:50

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Pawn 17 posted:

You are going to go outside wearing an AMERICA DESERVED 9/11 tshirt? You may find the internet and the real world have some differences friend.

I will frame it like one of those game jerseys

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:51

Centrist Dad: Nov 13, 2007; When I see your posting; College Slice

Absolutely 100% NO FEAR*

*ironically, I was very fearful as a 12-year-old. Perhaps that was the genius of the NO FEAR shirt?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:50

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Does anyone have the original source od the big dog ametica deserved 911 shirt? I want to get an actual shirt made

http://m.imgur.com/ot9Uj

# ? Mar 19, 2017 12:39

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Incitatus posted:

http://m.imgur.com/ot9Uj

I meant without the shirt part

# ? Mar 19, 2017 14:33

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

I think it was only ever with the shirt, that is the 'original'

# ? Mar 19, 2017 16:20

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# ? Mar 19, 2017 17:12

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numberoneposter posted:

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THE THOUGHT OF LOSING NEVER CROSSES MY MIND. I KNOW MY ABILITIES AND THEY WONT LET ME DOWN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS PUSH THE LIMITS, BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER FAIL, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.
IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG.
THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS WILL ALWAYS BE A STRAIGHT LINE.
ITS NOT THE PACE OF LIFE THAT CONCERNS ME, ITS THE SUDDEN STOP AT THE END.
I'VE NEVER LOST, I'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE BIT BEHIND WHEN THE TIME RAN OUT.
ALL MEN ARE GREAT IN THEIR DREAMS, REALITY JUST NARROWS THE COMPETITION.
IT IS FAR BETTER TO HAVE PLAYED AND LOST, THEN NOT TO HAVE PLAYED AT ALL.
I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT ON THE WEEKENDS SHE LETS ME PLAY GOLF.
AROUND YOU. OVER YOU. THROUGH YOU. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET HERE.
IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE, YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH SPACE.
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN LOSING, AND THAT'S QUITING.
THE MORE YOU SWEAT IN PRACTICE, THE LESS YOU BLEED ON GAME DAY.
THE ONLY PLACE CHAMPION COMES BEFORE PAIN IS IN THE DICTIONARY.
I'M STRONGER, FASTER, YOUNGER, AND I PRACTICE WHILE YOU SLEEP.
LOSING IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID TO RISK EVERYTHING TO WIN.
COMMITMENT ISN'T THE TIME YOU SPEND, IT'S THE LINE YOU CROSS.
THE SKY'S NOT THE LIMIT. THE GROUND IS, SO SHUT UP AND JUMP.
FEW ARE BORN WITH IT. EVEN FEWER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
EVERYONE WHO LIVES, DIES. NOT EVERYONE WHO DIES, HAS LIVED.
LIFES NOT TO SHORT, ITS JUST THAT YOU'RE DEAD FOR SO LONG.
YOU EITHER WALK AWAY WITH RESPECT, OR YOU JUST WALK AWAY.
FEAR IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, DONT LET IT BE YOU.
A CHAMPION IS SOMEONE WHO GETS UP, EVEN WHEN HE CAN'T.
NEVER LET YOUR FEARS STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS.
THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE, EITHER YOU WIN OR YOU LOSE.
IT'S NOT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, IT'S HOW BAD YOU WANT IT.
PLAY HARD, PLAY ROUGH OR TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME.
A MAN IS ONLY AS BIG AS THE DREAMS HE DARES TO LIVE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID, YOU HAD BETTER BE TOUGH.
YOU'LL NEVER STEAL SECOND WITH YOUR FOOT ON FIRST.
IF WE'RE KEEPING SCORE, WINNING IS THE ONLY THING.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. WITHOUT A DOUBT. NO FEAR.
VICTORY NEVER COMES TO THOSE WHO FEAR LOSING.
THE EDGE IS A DANGEROUS PLACE TO LIVE. NO FEAR.
WHEREVER THE FEAR MAY BE, LOOK IT IN THE EYES.
THE PRICE OF LIVING IS DIEING, EVERYBODY PAYS.
HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS, STILL DIES.
FACE YOUR FEARS. LIVE YOUR DREAMS. NO FEAR.
LIVING IS THE ONLY THING WORTH DIEING FOR.
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE.
THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED IF YOU'RE GOOD.
ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIE, OR AFRAID TO LIVE?
YOU MAY BE GOOD. IT JUST AIN'T SHOWIN'.
NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THAN REGRET.
WHO SAID SUNDAY WAS A DAY OF REST?
ONLY THOSE WHO DARE TO LOSE, WIN.
PAIN IS TEMPORARY, GLORY IS FOREVER.
TO ACHIEVE, WE MUST FIRST ATTEMPT.
THE OLDER I GET, THE BETTER I WAS.
FEAR DIVIDE US. DREAMS UNITE US.
NO PADS, NO HELMETS, JUST BALLS.
FEAR DOESN'T PARALIZE, IT KILLS.
WINNERS DO WHAT LOSERS DIDN'T.
SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER.
FEAR IS BORN WHEN DESIRE DIES.
ONE SECOND COULD MEAN SECOND.
BE EVERYTHING. FEAR NOTHING.
NO EXCUSES, ONLY CHALLENGES.
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.
DON'T BE ONE OF THE CROWD.
REALITY IS INFACT VIRTUAL.
LIVE BY IT, OR DIE FROM IT.
YOUR FEARS ARE MY DREAMS.
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.
GIVE BLOOD, PLAY HOCKEY.
DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT.
LIVE FREE, OR DIE.
EVOLVE OR DIE.

it's like that alien space ship in that Sci Fi channel movie Epoch.

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# ? Mar 19, 2017 17:16

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wall Balls posted:

STRAIGHT
CHRISTIAN
REPUBLICAN
GUN OWNER
HONOR ROLL

DON'T MESS WITH ME!

Shinebox motherfucker. Go get it.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:40

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Mine was a cartoon cat and chicken. The cat was saying 'Chicken' and the chicken was saying 'Pussy'. I had to turn it inside out in 7th grade and was told not to wear it again.

I did :agesilaus:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:58

naem: May 29, 2011

calvin peeing on a thing

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:39

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Back in the seventh grade I was wearing a No Fear shirt and I was walking out of the gym and some dickhead tackled me from behind. I can't remember what the shirt said but I just remember him quoting it to me as he speared me from behind. It was a cheap shot.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:56

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

The skills pay the bills and you're flat broke was my And 1 shirt

# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:00

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Does anyone have the original source od the big dog ametica deserved 911 shirt? I want to get an actual shirt made

i guess the dog came from this one, maybe you can remake it

https://www.bigdogs.com/p/im_having_a_great_day_t-shirt/tee2827?pid=490

# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:51

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

when life gives you lemons, how the gently caress are you going to make a decent guac?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:34

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Wall Balls posted:

i guess the dog came from this one, maybe you can remake it

https://www.bigdogs.com/p/im_having_a_great_day_t-shirt/tee2827?pid=490

I'm the 6 XL option

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:35

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Harald posted:

when life gives you lemons, how the gently caress are you going to make a decent guac?

You already have one ingredient asswipe. Gather the rest. Or are you too much of a Millennial to do that?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:42

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Wall Balls posted:

i guess the dog came from this one, maybe you can remake it

https://www.bigdogs.com/p/im_having_a_great_day_t-shirt/tee2827?pid=490

Holy poo poo big dog is still in business?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:43

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Back in the seventh grade I was wearing a No Fear shirt and I was walking out of the gym and some dickhead tackled me from behind. I can't remember what the shirt said but I just remember him quoting it to me as he speared me from behind. It was a cheap shot.

Was it THE THOUGHT OF LOSING NEVER CROSSES MY MIND. I KNOW MY ABILITIES AND THEY WONT LET ME DOWN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS PUSH THE LIMITS, BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER FAIL, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.
IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG.
THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS WILL ALWAYS BE A STRAIGHT LINE.
ITS NOT THE PACE OF LIFE THAT CONCERNS ME, ITS THE SUDDEN STOP AT THE END.
I'VE NEVER LOST, I'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE BIT BEHIND WHEN THE TIME RAN OUT.
ALL MEN ARE GREAT IN THEIR DREAMS, REALITY JUST NARROWS THE COMPETITION.
IT IS FAR BETTER TO HAVE PLAYED AND LOST, THEN NOT TO HAVE PLAYED AT ALL.
I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT ON THE WEEKENDS SHE LETS ME PLAY GOLF.
AROUND YOU. OVER YOU. THROUGH YOU. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET HERE.
IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE, YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH SPACE.
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN LOSING, AND THAT'S QUITING.
THE MORE YOU SWEAT IN PRACTICE, THE LESS YOU BLEED ON GAME DAY.
THE ONLY PLACE CHAMPION COMES BEFORE PAIN IS IN THE DICTIONARY.
I'M STRONGER, FASTER, YOUNGER, AND I PRACTICE WHILE YOU SLEEP.
LOSING IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID TO RISK EVERYTHING TO WIN.
COMMITMENT ISN'T THE TIME YOU SPEND, IT'S THE LINE YOU CROSS.
THE SKY'S NOT THE LIMIT. THE GROUND IS, SO SHUT UP AND JUMP.
FEW ARE BORN WITH IT. EVEN FEWER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
EVERYONE WHO LIVES, DIES. NOT EVERYONE WHO DIES, HAS LIVED.
LIFES NOT TO SHORT, ITS JUST THAT YOU'RE DEAD FOR SO LONG.
YOU EITHER WALK AWAY WITH RESPECT, OR YOU JUST WALK AWAY.
FEAR IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, DONT LET IT BE YOU.
A CHAMPION IS SOMEONE WHO GETS UP, EVEN WHEN HE CAN'T.
NEVER LET YOUR FEARS STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS.
THERE IS NO SECOND PLACE, EITHER YOU WIN OR YOU LOSE.
IT'S NOT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, IT'S HOW BAD YOU WANT IT.
PLAY HARD, PLAY ROUGH OR TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME.
A MAN IS ONLY AS BIG AS THE DREAMS HE DARES TO LIVE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID, YOU HAD BETTER BE TOUGH.
YOU'LL NEVER STEAL SECOND WITH YOUR FOOT ON FIRST.
IF WE'RE KEEPING SCORE, WINNING IS THE ONLY THING.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. WITHOUT A DOUBT. NO FEAR.
VICTORY NEVER COMES TO THOSE WHO FEAR LOSING.
THE EDGE IS A DANGEROUS PLACE TO LIVE. NO FEAR.
WHEREVER THE FEAR MAY BE, LOOK IT IN THE EYES.
THE PRICE OF LIVING IS DIEING, EVERYBODY PAYS.
HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS, STILL DIES.
FACE YOUR FEARS. LIVE YOUR DREAMS. NO FEAR.
LIVING IS THE ONLY THING WORTH DIEING FOR.
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE.
THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED IF YOU'RE GOOD.
ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIE, OR AFRAID TO LIVE?
YOU MAY BE GOOD. IT JUST AIN'T SHOWIN'.
NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THAN REGRET.
WHO SAID SUNDAY WAS A DAY OF REST?
ONLY THOSE WHO DARE TO LOSE, WIN.
PAIN IS TEMPORARY, GLORY IS FOREVER.
TO ACHIEVE, WE MUST FIRST ATTEMPT.
THE OLDER I GET, THE BETTER I WAS.
FEAR DIVIDE US. DREAMS UNITE US.
NO PADS, NO HELMETS, JUST BALLS.
FEAR DOESN'T PARALIZE, IT KILLS.
WINNERS DO WHAT LOSERS DIDN'T.
SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER.
FEAR IS BORN WHEN DESIRE DIES.
ONE SECOND COULD MEAN SECOND.
BE EVERYTHING. FEAR NOTHING.
NO EXCUSES, ONLY CHALLENGES.
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT.
DON'T BE ONE OF THE CROWD.
REALITY IS INFACT VIRTUAL.
LIVE BY IT, OR DIE FROM IT.
YOUR FEARS ARE MY DREAMS.
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION.
GIVE BLOOD, PLAY HOCKEY.
DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT.
LIVE FREE, OR DIE.
EVOLVE OR DIE.

Because that would be pretty lol if he stopped your clock to give you the loving who is John Galt screed in Big Dog form

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:50

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

bigdog's not going anywhere as long as there's dads who played football in high school

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:51

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

second place is the first loser

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:54

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

YOUR BALLS
MY CHIN
NO FEAR

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:33

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

calvin peeing on a thing

calvin peeing on the alternative minimum tax

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vastarien posted:

I only wore Big Johnson t-shirts.

Came here to post this. Not true though, because I wasn't raised white trash. Still think they're funny though, ironically.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:45

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I went to all religious schools, so the worst thing I got away with was wearing a bone thugs shirt where one of them was holding a magnum champagne bottle.

Oh and they freaked when I wore that orange pearl jam shirt with the target on it.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:49

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# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:57

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mikerock: Oct 29, 2005

Mossimo

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