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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I'll take the worst team in the National Football League, the Bay Area 49ers.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Grittybeard posted:

Oh Christ, I guess we're not fooling around with the...

I don't even know what to call it. It's not really a hot take, it's just a not good pick at #2. Is there really a Jed York-Kizer connection?

Golden dome, my friend.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Sad King Billy posted:

Is everyone roleplaying as the GM rather than making their own choices?
... because if you are, that changes everything.

Everyone does it differently. Some people try to "win" the goon draft with the best possible picks (usually just by looking at rankings and taking BPA), but they're silly people.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

You're all enormous cunts for drafting the OL. Special shoutout to warcrimes for also being oval office by snapping up DT Malik.

Literally me when I got home from work to check the draft thread:

http://i.imgur.com/o2uZQs5.mp4

Same, but at pick #2.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Now to hope Peterman lasts till round 3!

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Silly Burrito posted:

Got to admit, I did not see the 49ers going QB/QB with their picks. Bold strategy, Cotton.

I tried to figure the worst possible decision that could be made, in a draft class that's strong defensively and weak at QB, and said to myself, "of course that's what the 49ers will do! Double up!"

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Shangri-Law School posted:

What are you doing, Niners? You might have made a good pick.

Never.




Okay, yes, Rivers should be awesome, and I couldn't resist.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

ShakeZula posted:

The shameful Patriots have missed their pick, so I will now take the person mocked to them in the next round on WalterFootball.

This is truly the all time best name draft class.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
49ers draft:

QB Deshone Kizer
QB Patrick Mahomes
DE Derek Rivers
WR Dede Westbrook
TE Jeremy Sprinkle

Draft went slightly awry due to owner interference, but some surprisingly good picks in there (would have taken Hooker or possibly McCaffrey at 2, if not for Jed York being a Notre Dame alum :argh:)

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Apr 27, 2017

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