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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
I think the DPRK is a totalitarian, nationalistic cult and the laborers have very little self-determination and material needs are dicey. That's my main concern are the people, I could give a poo poo if some lovely autocrat with a bad haircut walks around looking at things all day.

Juche is poo poo, and the country is not a good example at all of communism, but, it is defiant of American imperialism, which I can dig on.

My stance is mostly "hands off DPRK", if they get the bomb, they get the bomb, but under no circumstances should America be bombing them, invading, or doing all the CIA fuckery behind the scenes as well (sabotaging industry, imports, etc, w/e else you know we do).

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The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Pol pot should have been skinned alive IMO

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Scent of Worf posted:

Pol pot should have been skinned alive IMO

I dunno, what do you think would be better, flayed alive or the blood eagle?

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I dunno, what do you think would be better, flayed alive or the blood eagle?

First time hearing of the blood eagle and;

quote:

It was performed by slicing open the back of the victim, then hacking the ribs away from the spine, causing them to spring apart to resemble bloody wings, then drawing the lungs out of victim's back and draping them over the shoulders.

:staredog:

:getin:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
This is pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkgLUw7CvK8

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I get weird feelings watching that. Pyongyang is both really pretty but I get this feeling of existential horror. Looks to be in better condition than Havana though.

At least on a superficial level, the baseline standard of living seems to have gotten better, at least in the capital. Not many cars on the road, but there are more of them and newer ones. The buildings have a fresh coat of paint. Fashion seems to have changed and is more relaxed, particularly for women. In the early mid-2000s when videos were coming out of there, it looked seriously blasted as it was still trying to recover from a horrendous famine and economic depression. More tourists now.

Yeah I dunno. The way totalitarian regimes work is that the horror is there, and the police state is listening and will deal with you, but for most people life is rather boring and is in kind of a ... stasis. Weighty. Nobody seems to be in much of a hurry. Life is frozen and inert.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
"I loving LOVE THE COLORS TEAL, AND PINK" - Pyongyang architect, guy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Also lime green.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Badger of Basra posted:

Send the front row kids into the fields

i was a front row kid :ohdear:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i hope the north koreans at least manage to nuke silicon valley. it's all i ask. or maybe just mark zuckerberg's hawaiian island

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scent of Worf posted:

First time hearing of the blood eagle and;


:staredog:

:getin:

watching Vikings

they've filmed 2 to date

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Scionix posted:

"I loving LOVE THE COLORS TEAL, AND PINK" - Pyongyang architect, guy



Trying at 1980s miami, or...?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

north korea has to be the least stylish dictatorship ever

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Fallen Hamprince posted:

north korea has to be the least stylish dictatorship ever
you're just jealous that you don't have a vinylon mao suit

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Fallen Hamprince posted:

north korea has to be the least stylish dictatorship ever
Their subway system is stylish




with cool murals




and, also, pragmatically,

quote:

Pyongyang Metro is among the deepest metros in the world, with the track at over 110 metres (360 ft) deep underground; the metro does not have any above-ground track segments or stations. Due to the depth of the metro and the lack of outside segments, its stations can double as bomb shelters, with blast doors in place at hallways.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Fast Luck posted:

Their subway system is stylish




yeah i really love the retro look engine...sort of like how the castro regime was so fond of 50s style american cars that nothing newer was ever allowed there

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Fast Luck posted:

Their subway system is stylish




with cool murals




and, also, pragmatically,

They just stole their style from Stalin

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

gobbagool posted:

yeah i really love the retro look engine...sort of like how the castro regime was so fond of 50s style american cars that nothing newer was ever allowed there

no wonder your posts are so bad you don't know what an "embargo" is lol

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Fiction posted:

no wonder your posts are so bad you don't know what an "embargo" is lol

Sure i do, but shouldn't have the eternal science of marxist leninism have provided a solution? Or did cuba enter the cheat code on the controller wrong?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fast Luck posted:

Their subway system is stylish




with cool murals




and, also, pragmatically,

this owns

does north korea make all of asias crystal meth or just most of it?

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

gobbagool posted:

Sure i do, but shouldn't have the eternal science of marxist leninism have provided a solution? Or did cuba enter the cheat code on the controller wrong?

Lol at you basically suggesting Cuba should have given up and gone back to being a us backed slave dictatorship.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fiction posted:

Lol at you basically suggesting Cuba should have given up and gone back to being a us backed slave dictatorship.

i think they're suggesting cuba could have tried building modern cars itself. either way stop arguing

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Jose posted:

i think they're suggesting cuba could have tried building modern cars itself. either way stop arguing

Maybe not even cuba, how about any communist country build a decent car?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Legit question: I've heard that Cubans will go to some crazy lengths to keep those old cars running, and I get why that's the case now, but when the embargo came down, why didn't Cuba import cars from the USSR or a Warsaw Pact country, instead of going to increasingly crazy lengths to keep old, primarily American cars running?

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

lol @ thinking that choking cities with hella smog and traffic is a good solution for anyone but auto manufacturers and oil tycoons

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
We invaded Iraq for fake WMDs but won't invade North Korea for real WMDs 🤔

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Real WMDs be scary, yo

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Psycho Society posted:

Real WMDs be scary, yo

North Korea's a lose lose proposition. Like, on one hand if we invaded they definitely would go full super villain and try blowing the whole country up while the remaining generals and Kims fly away in a giant rocket powered steel Kim Jong-un head and on the other, if we actually liberated North Korea we'd have another bummer holocaust situation on our hands and there's only a 50/50 that we could manage the narrative so that the thing people paid the most attention to was how heroic we were, and not all the skeleton cannibal dwarves.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Jeb! Repetition posted:

We invaded Iraq for fake WMDs but won't invade North Korea for real WMDs 🤔
If Iraq had nukes, we wouldn't have invaded either.

My HS civics teacher, shortly after the USSR broke up and the Cold War "ended", told me that the a nuclear first strike wouldn't be how a hypothetical future nuclear war would start.

He said it would start as a conventional war and then, when one side had all but lost, they would use nukes when put into a realistic situation where their government's survival was threatened. Essentially, it's the "use it or lose it" argument.

A couple decades later, I think that same logic is still true. It's hard to envision any scenario where American and/or South Korean boots touch North Korean soil that doesn't end with a nuclear weapon detonating.

"Starting a war that goes nuclear" is right there with "reinstating the draft" in terms of things that would ensure that whatever party was responsible for the decision being voted out at the earliest opportunity.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

mysterious frankie posted:

North Korea's a lose lose proposition. Like, on one hand if we invaded they definitely would go full super villain and try blowing the whole country up while the remaining generals and Kims fly away in a giant rocket powered steel Kim Jong-un head and on the other, if we actually liberated North Korea we'd have another bummer holocaust situation on our hands and there's only a 50/50 that we could manage the narrative so that the thing people paid the most attention to was how heroic we were, and not all the skeleton cannibal dwarves.

There wont be any war with NK unless they start it. Wait around until they collapse or China gets tired of their antics. It sucks for the tens of millions living in the socialist paradise, slowly starving to death while the pigs on 2 feet get fatter and fatter, but you're right, it's absolutely a lose lose.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

mysterious frankie posted:

North Korea's a lose lose proposition. Like, on one hand if we invaded they definitely would go full super villain and try blowing the whole country up while the remaining generals and Kims fly away in a giant rocket powered steel Kim Jong-un head and on the other, if we actually liberated North Korea we'd have another bummer holocaust situation on our hands and there's only a 50/50 that we could manage the narrative so that the thing people paid the most attention to was how heroic we were, and not all the skeleton cannibal dwarves.
I would argue that, at this point, all the U.S. and China realistically want is for there not to be a disorderly collapse of the government because that would cause a massive refugee crisis as a significant portion of the population flees either across the Yalu into China or across the DMZ into South Korea.

About the best resolution that we can hope for at this point is some kind of a palace coup where a bunch of high-ranking generals manage to seize power with a big enough portion of the military under its control to avoid civil war, after which they cozy up to China (and to a lesser degree the South) to help them begin a decades long modernization process.

I don't have much hope of that actually happening, but ... well, I can hope.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Azathoth posted:

I would argue that, at this point, all the U.S. and China realistically want is for there not to be a disorderly collapse of the government because that would cause a massive refugee crisis as a significant portion of the population flees either across the Yalu into China or across the DMZ into South Korea.

About the best resolution that we can hope for at this point is some kind of a palace coup where a bunch of high-ranking generals manage to seize power with a big enough portion of the military under its control to avoid civil war, after which they cozy up to China (and to a lesser degree the South) to help them begin a decades long modernization process.

I don't have much hope of that actually happening, but ... well, I can hope.

The military being slightly less evil than the Kims is really their only hope, yeah. There's no way in hell the military would put real Socialism in place, but even Chinese style authoritarian capitalism has gotta be better than the failing state cult they have now. It's not happening though. Collapse and more horror is all they have ahead of them and it sucks.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Azathoth posted:

I would argue that, at this point, all the U.S. and China realistically want is for there not to be a disorderly collapse of the government because that would cause a massive refugee crisis as a significant portion of the population flees either across the Yalu into China or across the DMZ into South Korea.

About the best resolution that we can hope for at this point is some kind of a palace coup where a bunch of high-ranking generals manage to seize power with a big enough portion of the military under its control to avoid civil war, after which they cozy up to China (and to a lesser degree the South) to help them begin a decades long modernization process.

I don't have much hope of that actually happening, but ... well, I can hope.

There also isn't enough evidence that the populace in North Korea wants to be "liberated". I'm not convinced that every citizen thinks that Un is some sort of God King but there also isn't evidence to the contrary?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

mysterious frankie posted:

North Korea's a lose lose proposition. Like, on one hand if we invaded they definitely would go full super villain and try blowing the whole country up while the remaining generals and Kims fly away in a giant rocket powered steel Kim Jong-un head and on the other, if we actually liberated North Korea we'd have another bummer holocaust situation on our hands and there's only a 50/50 that we could manage the narrative so that the thing people paid the most attention to was how heroic we were, and not all the skeleton cannibal dwarves.

Yes it would suck if people thought poorly of us for stopping a "bummer holocaust situation"

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

blugu64 posted:

Yes it would suck if people thought poorly of us for stopping a "bummer holocaust situation"

I talked about a giant steel Kim head and cannibal dwarves in that same post. Maybe give me the benefit of the doubt and assume I'm being sardonic on purpose.

Woozy
Jan 3, 2006
Liberals run crying to NATO about socialist states like this, but Western "leftists" run crying to NATO about socialists states like this. Trust me it's different!

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Unless someone on this forum is like a Korean-Chinese history scholar there's about a 0% chance that anyone here (including me) knows the best way to approach the North Korea dilemma.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Ace of Baes posted:

Unless someone on this forum is like a Korean-Chinese history scholar there's about a 0% chance that anyone here (including me) knows the best way to approach the North Korea dilemma.

I really feel like regardless of what happens on the diplomatic front, we need to be sure we have a theater missile defense system that can reliably take out the giant floating steel Kim head

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

LGD posted:

I really feel like regardless of what happens on the diplomatic front, we need to be sure we have a theater missile defense system that can reliably take out the giant floating steel Kim head

I'm picturing it like Bowser's flying clown head except it's Jong Il's head with Un poking out the top of it.

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