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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is that american idiot still in prison or did the US manage to get thm to release him?

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Remember when Kim Jong Un got gout from eating too much cheese

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mysterious frankie posted:

There's like a 666% chance that North Korea would nuke North Korea right off the map if the US tried invading, just to be like "gently caress you, everyone who survives this."

Good? No way Jose. But there's something to be said for the chutzpah it would take.

please don't take my name in vain

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you defect to NK do they hook you up with nice stuff?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yes. The new policy is that defectors get some money and featured on North Korean television. They've also extended this to double-defectors, which is why lately there's been a few people who have gone back to the North.

There's an American guy who defected to the North all the way back in the Korean War, and they've used him as a propaganda mouthpiece ever since. Gave him a wife, a decent apartment, and all the amenities. He even denies that the famine happened during the 90s, probably because they shielded him from it.

this is making me think

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

R. Guyovich posted:

dprk isn't starving and hasn't been since the 90s

http://apjjf.org/2014/12/18/Henri-Feron/4113/article.html

you suck

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fast Luck posted:

Their subway system is stylish




with cool murals




and, also, pragmatically,

this owns

does north korea make all of asias crystal meth or just most of it?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fiction posted:

Lol at you basically suggesting Cuba should have given up and gone back to being a us backed slave dictatorship.

i think they're suggesting cuba could have tried building modern cars itself. either way stop arguing

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ace of Baes posted:

Unless someone on this forum is like a Korean-Chinese history scholar there's about a 0% chance that anyone here (including me) knows the best way to approach the North Korea dilemma.

the easiest way is to drop a nuke on NK. not the best mind

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Budzilla posted:

Of course. They're at rock bottom.

thats the central african republic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
they should use their nukes on hamprince imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fojar38 posted:

imo you should save up to travel to north korea and learn first hand

its cheaper to defect and they hook you up with an apartment and wife. sweet deal imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you call yourself a socialist or communist homework explainer feels honour bound to defend you even as you're committing genocide.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Piss de Bundy posted:

dumpster diving in paradise, fighting my neighbors for sacks of rice

did you live through hoxha or are you too young/not born in albania for that?

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