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when he realized he was separated from his owner, the dog panicked and ran away, over the ocean, and set up camp on an island. the dolphin saw it happen and said out loud to himself, "that is sad af. someone has to do something." he went to the island and asked the dog "yo dawg what's up? also please note that i said dawg, not dog. like, the cool way of saying it." "what up D which stands for dolphin," said the dog. "i got lost and ran across the ocean. my owner has a boat, though, so maybe you could help me find him...??" "yes i'll get on it." the dolphin went to the beach close to the owner's house and let out a glass shattering EEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEK and the owner came out and said "what the heck is this loud eeking about?" "your dog," said the dolphin as he force-vomited the dog out of his belly and into the hands of the owner. "thanks bro," said the dog. "yeah dawg i got you." ----- |
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