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Who is America's Next Top Mongrel?
This poll is closed.
Krustee 163 4.17%
Dog with Mailman Shoes 212 5.43%
Weedwolf 88 2.25%
Rusty 307 7.86%
Missile 170 4.35%
Kayak 407 10.42%
Loukanikos 566 14.49%
Rufus Wolf St. 138 3.53%
Dogface 235 6.01%
Ozzie 136 3.48%
Ivy 128 3.28%
Bella 143 3.66%
Rascal 224 5.73%
Gaston 152 3.89%
Boo 113 2.89%
Monty 280 7.17%
Andy 79 2.02%
Bear 182 4.66%
Maddie 184 4.71%
Total: 2004 votes
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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Monty is a good doggo. all dogs are good

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Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
Voting for the antifa dog 🐶

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

beautiful

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Voting for Monty but they're all good dogs.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Had to cast a vote in for Loukanikos simply as a badass good dog, but also Ivy for being a different kind of badass dog, and also Dog with mailman shoes for a fictional but still very badass dog.

Dogs are good.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

an actual dog posted:

The nice thing about a checkbox poll is that you can vote for all dogs

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Loukanikos now, Loukanikos tomorrow, Loukanikos forever

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

Those are some good dogs, how nice.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Also look at this picture of Loukanikos.



:rip: Loukanikos, a better dog than most of us are people.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How do you pronounce Loukanikos?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
All dogs are good dogs. If you checked every dog on your top dog ballot, you were doing right in the eyes of the Lord. But some dogs are exceptional, and Loukanikos was an exceptional dog.

Loukanikos was a riot dog, and he fought in many a riot. He always sided with the civilians against the riot police. It is normally easy for a dog to tell the two sides apart: the police have uniforms and helmets and shields and batons and water cannons and tear gas and rubber bullets, and the civilians do not.

But in 2011, as the Greek austerity measures grew ever harsher, there came a time when even some of the police could no longer pay their rent, and in their despair, they too took to the streets to demonstrate. Other police met them there to put down this disloyal display. When Loukanikos showed up, he was confused: here were police facing other police!

As soon as the attack started, however, Loukanikos knew which side he was on: he sided with the demonstrators, against the police sent to shut the demonstration down.

Loukanikos always stood up for the underdog. He is now a symbol of righteous rebellion, of justice, fairness, courage, and freedom. He was also a real dog, an exceptionally good dog. If you have not yet voted, and if you are not voting for all the dogs, consider checking Loukanikos on your ballot alongside your choice.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

How do you pronounce Loukanikos?

Loukanikos was named after loukaniko, a greek sausage, which is pronounced thus

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

RyokoTK posted:

Also look at this picture of Loukanikos.



:rip: Loukanikos, a better dog than most of us are people.

"Wikipedia posted:

In September 2011, on the occasion of a striking policemen's union marching in the centre of Athens,[15] Loukanikos, according to eyewitnesses,[14] was "initially confused" between two opposite sides both of uniformed policemen but, when the riot police contingent attacked their striking colleagues, the dog sided with "those who were being attacked."

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

loukanikos was a loving g

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It is time.















Vote Rusty.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Duscat posted:

Loukanikos was named after loukaniko, a greek sausage, which is pronounced thus

If I understand this correctly.

lou-KAN-in-kos?

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
Voted for all them :3:

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

crazy cloud posted:

Loukanikos the Antifa Dogg is the best but all of these dogs are good dogs

This. Loukanikos is my friend

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
Someone needs to teach TFR, CC, and, strangely, Pet Island what a 'dog' is 🤦‍♀️

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Someone needs to teach TFR, CC, and, strangely, Pet Island what a 'dog' is 🤦‍♀️

PI posters are insane and therefore bird owners

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




pig slut lisa posted:

hosed up that more people aren't toxxing to donate to some good as h!ck animal charities, imo

Holding off on my charity for the year until the company match refreshes in another month or so.

Might as well get my donations doubled. :)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Big Fat Iguana posted:

Someone needs to teach TFR, CC, and, strangely, Pet Island what a 'dog' is 🤦‍♀️

every subforum nominated a Good Dog

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
But Rusty is the best dog.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


pig slut lisa posted:

every subforum nominated a Good Dog

i actually nominated a huge rear end in a top hat

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
God drat Bird Crazies man

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://giant.gfycat.com/UnevenAnguishedCoral.gifv

someone give me more scratches or votes



pls



plssssss

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Voted for the krust, weedwolf, Lou, and the flying dogs.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjlFhRRW0g

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Is there going to be a runoff vote for the top X number of dogs?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

Is there going to be a runoff vote for the top X number of dogs?

Probably not

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Monty is a good doggo. all dogs are good

Monty fwiw




















bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Please pet Monty

also pet all dogs

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
If we don't vote for John Wick's dog, will Wick hunt us down and kill us all?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CannonFodder posted:

If we don't vote for John Wick's dog, will Wick hunt us down and kill us all?

hopefully

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


Morning Pupper

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Loukanikos is real. He is strong, and he is my friend.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
:siren:Make Rusty hit 350 and I will bake him a cake:siren:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Anidav posted:

:siren:Make Rusty hit 350 and I will bake him a cake:siren:

You should bake him a cake regardless

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Pesticide20 posted:

You should bake him a cake regardless

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