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Who is America's Next Top Mongrel?
This poll is closed.
Krustee 163 4.17%
Dog with Mailman Shoes 212 5.43%
Weedwolf 88 2.25%
Rusty 307 7.86%
Missile 170 4.35%
Kayak 407 10.42%
Loukanikos 566 14.49%
Rufus Wolf St. 138 3.53%
Dogface 235 6.01%
Ozzie 136 3.48%
Ivy 128 3.28%
Bella 143 3.66%
Rascal 224 5.73%
Gaston 152 3.89%
Boo 113 2.89%
Monty 280 7.17%
Andy 79 2.02%
Bear 182 4.66%
Maddie 184 4.71%
Total: 2004 votes
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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Maybe. I just have a competitive spirit.

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015







Kayak please

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREydc70Fzo

You guys

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



what's this?!

I'M NOT IN THE LEAD?!?!



!!!


!!!

echofriendly
May 25, 2007

It don't mean butt
if it ain't got that jutt.

why did you tell him you monster!? what will become of that adorable dogs feelings?

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

the face of a good dog

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bear



Bear



Bear



Bear



Bear



Bear



Bear



Bear

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Scientists agree, Vote Rusty.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Lastgirl posted:

Loukanikos is real. He is strong, and he is my friend.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you should all tear gas your dogs and see if they handle it as well as riot dog. riot dog best dog

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





:justpost: dogs tia



got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
What are the goggles for?

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


All of these dogges are real real good

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





got any sevens posted:

What are the goggles for?

He's got really light blue eyes and the Florida sun can be pretty harsh, so they help keep his little eyeballs protected from UV rays. They also have the nice side effect of stopping him from getting sugar sand and other garbage in there when he decides to take a header through some bushes lol. They also kind of help keep him focused - any time he's wearing gear he knows he has a job to do, even if that job is just letting all the boyscouts at Lowes pet him and pull his ears or running with me to go get a movie from the redbox or whatever. He'd do fine without them, but I don't go outside without sunglasses, so why not?



pictured: insane blue eyes

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Beet Wagon posted:

pictured: insane blue eyes



Blue eyes best eyes



Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Obviously rascal needs a bitchin' set of goggles. And you need a motor cycle with a sidecar he can ride around in.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

got any sevens posted:

What are the goggles for?

to make him look cool, duh

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





funny Star Wars parody posted:

Blue eyes best eyes





blue eyed dogs own!

also all dogs own!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I voted for the homicidal cockatoo

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Dogface confirmed to be a very, very good boy. Voted Dogface.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Dogface confirmed to be a very, very good boy. Voted Dogface.

Currently at the very YOSPOS 6.9% tally.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


this dog controls the spice

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


A reward for doing so well

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop


I just love this picture of Bella. It's like a campaign poster.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so many good doggies

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
These are all good dogs and I would like to give them all a pat and a belly scratch and a yummy treat for being good dogs

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
10 votes behind Monty. We can do it Rusty-Fans

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Monty then and Monty now

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Yes but Rusty will look like baby Monty forever.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





ITT: all good dogs

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Im glad this was a checkbox poll because i had a hard time deciding between krustee and louie

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Kayak is a good dog because he always tries real hard even when he confuses "roll over" and "spin"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZUMpKBNaA

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
hey subforums: hell your family

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012





Rascal still hates baths

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





funny Star Wars parody posted:



Rascal still hates baths

:kimchi: Rascal is a good dog

Kayak still doesn't dig bath time either. Motherfucker loves toweling off time though

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

all dogs go to heaven but loukanikos went to valhalla

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