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Who is America's Next Top Mongrel? This poll is closed. |
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| Krustee |
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163 | 4.17% |
| Dog with Mailman Shoes |
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212 | 5.43% |
| Weedwolf |
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88 | 2.25% |
| Rusty |
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307 | 7.86% |
| Missile |
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170 | 4.35% |
| Kayak |
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407 | 10.42% |
| Loukanikos |
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566 | 14.49% |
| Rufus Wolf St. |
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138 | 3.53% |
| Dogface |
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235 | 6.01% |
| Ozzie |
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136 | 3.48% |
| Ivy |
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128 | 3.28% |
| Bella |
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143 | 3.66% |
| Rascal |
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224 | 5.73% |
| Gaston |
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152 | 3.89% |
| Boo |
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113 | 2.89% |
| Monty |
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280 | 7.17% |
| Andy |
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79 | 2.02% |
| Bear |
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182 | 4.66% |
| Maddie |
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184 | 4.71% |
| Total: | 2004 votes | ||
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 Welcome to the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament!  Please congratulate the finalists for the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament! This thread is NOT the donation  thread. That thread is here.This thread is the final voting thread. Questions and Answers
America's Next Top Mongrel Nominees GBS: Krustee (nominated by Dinosaurmageddon) Charity: New Harvest Bio: Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline. PYF: Dog with mailman shoes (nominated by Mameluke) Charity: Multiple Sclerosis Society of Canada Bio: This is my favourite dog.  BYOB: Weedwolf (nominated by Uxzuigal) Charity: Camano Animal Shelter Bio: Weedwolf is the chillest of all dogs, adopted by BYOB at Christmas 2016 he is the pinnacle of selective breeding, his favorite food is brownies!  Games: Rusty (nominated by Anidav) Charity: RSPCA Australia/Animal Welfare League QLD Bio: He is a good dog.  Let's Play: Missile (nominated by EponymousMrYar) Charity: The Humane Society of the United States Bio: Is good at barking, swapping positions of two similar-shaped objects and traversing through stable time loops (the slow way) to save his master because that's apparently what Good Doggies do.  Star Citizen: Kayak (nominated by Beet Wagon) Charity: Bimini Biological Field Station Bio: Kayak is a good dog because even though he got scared by a chicken thigh once he still goes on adventures and also if you take his sunglasses off he shoots red lasers out of his eyes like Cyclops (I made that part up).  C-SPAM: Loukanikos (nominated by wizard on a water slide) Charity: Prison Pet Partnership Bio: This is Loukanikos, the Greek "riot dog", who showed up to multiple protests over the course of several years in Athens. He died at home in 2014 at the age of ten, his health having been compromised by the various gasses and other nonlethal weapons used against protesters. There's a photo online of a pig kicking him. Loukanikos is the most C-SPAM dog, and my friend.  BFC: Rufus Wolf St. (nominated by Thoguh) Charity: Animal Legal Defense Fund Bio: He is a good dog because he is a very BFC dog.  YOSPOS: Dogface (nominated by graph and everyone in YOSPOS) Charity: ASPCA Bio: hes a very good boy  SAS: Ozzie (nominated by Athanatos) Charity: Humane Society of Logan County, IL Bio: He likes catfishing  Special Jury Selection: Ivy (nominated by bewbies in SAS) Charity: The Bella Foundation Bio: Ivy is a good dog because she was born without eyes due to some horrible irresponsible puppy mill operator but she still dogs as hard as any dog even though she often winds up running into things or stuck on top of things (as she is here).  Rowdy Ringsports: Bella (nominated by Writer Cath) Charity: Lincoln County Humane Society Bio: Bella's big, and wants to be your friend.  AI: Rascal (nominated by funny star wars parody) Charity: Detroit Dog Rescue Bio: Rascal is a good boy because he fights the temptation of his wild husky side by giving into his lazy Labrador side and sleeping a lot  PI: Gaston (nominated by where the red fern gropes) Charity: Kaarakin Bio: he owns my yard and won't leave  TFR: Boo (nominated by Sixgun Strumpet) Charity: Quail Forever Bio: Like Paxton and Rickman, too good for this world, you were a bit of an awkward teenager, and fascinated by gun related stuff, you loved shoes but you were a biter, you were a good little bird.  GIP: Monty (nominated by Zeris) Charity: Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Bio: A work of posting art  CineD: Andy (nominated by X-Ray Pecs) Charity: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Bio: Andy's a good boy who stole the hearts of action fans worldwide as Daisy, the dog John Wick (Keanu Reeves) received as a gift from his late wife  BBV: Bear (nominated by Black Baby Goku) Charity: Snow Leopard Trust Bio: He watches Coen brother films with me and laughs at the "cut off your Johnson" scene in lebowski as do I.  CC: Maddie (nominated by neongrey) Charity: D'Arcy's Animal Rescue Center Bio: She loves belly rubs and licking your hand and chasing things you throw for her and being terribly excited to see you when you get home and I believe these things qualify her not only as a dog, but as best dog.  Finally, please spare a thought for Icarus, the very good dog of forums poster Nostalgia4Dogges, who was recently struck by a car and killed. RIP to this good dog, and all the good dogs from everywhere who are now wagging in heaven. pig slut lisa has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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P.S. Big thanks to the PYF mods for offering to host the finals!
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hosed up that more people aren't toxxing to donate to some good as h!ck animal charities, imo
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Mar 21, 2017 01:05
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Big Fat Iguana posted:Someone needs to teach TFR, CC, and, strangely, Pet Island what a 'dog' is 🤦♀️ every subforum nominated a Good Dog
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As we near the end of the voting period, there's no better time than now to make your pledge in the Donations Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814045
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Mar 24, 2017 23:09
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 Voting is now closed  Congrats to Loukanikos and C-SPAM's wizard on a water slide for your big win! Kayak made a valiant push late in the week, but ultimately the forums selected Greece's favorite protest dog as America's Next Top Mongrel. Because Loukanikos won, everyone who posted in the Donation Toxx Thread will be making a donation to the Prison Pet Partnership. If you haven't made a pledge yet, I hope you reconsider and come post in the Donation Toxx Thread with us! Thanks to the mods for running things in your subforums, the voters for participating, and the dogs for being So Very Good, each and every one of them.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality Actually, all the dog pics were very good
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