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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
He got a head start on the brain injury.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

track day bro! posted:

PHWOARRRR WHAT A T-SHIRT OP

I haven't watched the race yet, but I will watch the minidrivers episode when it comes out. Here are my driver ratings for the race.

1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes - ANOTHER WIN FOR THE CHEATING TEAM OF CHEATERS gently caress MERCEDES FIA NEEDS TO BAN THEM #cheaters #bad #badteam #fiaban 0/10
2 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari - WHAT A TOP TOP DRIVE FROM QUALI TO THE RACE ITS JUST A SHAME THAT MERCEDES CHEATEING COST SEBASTIAN VETTEL ANOTHER GLORIOUS WIN FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI TEAM THE HEART OF F1 999999999999999999999999/10
3 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - gently caress THIS GUY A BAD DRIVER WHO DRIVERS FOR A BAD TEAM, ILL GIVE HIM A POINT FOR NOT BEING A DISGUSTING BOGAN HICK AND NOT MANAGING TO DRINK OUT OF A SHOE FOR ONCE 1/10
4 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari - UNFAIRLY CHEATED BY THE FIA DUE TO THEIR ANTI-FERRARI BIAS BWOAH/10
5 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes - Was a race driver who qualified for the race and finished the race doing all the laps 4/10
6 27 Nico Hulkenberg Renault - obviously sabotaged his superior teammates car 3/10
7 8 Romain Grosjean Haas Ferrari - another solid points finish for the big gross man and (probably) didn't manage to cry on the radio during the race 7/10
8 19 Felipe Massa Williams Mercedes - heres what I have to say about Massa. FailPeePee Asssa
9 31 Esteban Ocon Force India Mercedes - Ocon't believe he managed to finish in the points after his mexican teammate tried to kill him 8/10
10 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso - hola mi nombre es Carlos Sains Jr. Estoy un piloto de Formula 1 7/10
11 18 Lance Stroll Williams Mercedes - Wow what a drive from the Canadian Powerhouse Lance Stroll very unlucky not to get into the points this time 9/10
12 26 Daniil Kvyat Toro Rosso - GOD I DONT CARE
13 30 Jolyon Palmer Renault - Had his car obviously sabotaged by his inferior teammate and died 10/10
14 2 Stoffel Vandoorne McLaren Honda - apparently this was his home gp, I think he's lying because he's not Dutch at all 5/10
15 20 Kevin Magnussen Haas Ferrari - If you think I can even think of something funny to say about this guy you're wrong but get this. Keven Fagnussen (I'm sorry mods) 5 just 5/10
16 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber Ferrari - So bland I can't think of a rivals dot com pun for this guy
17 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes - Pros, tried to kill his teammate. Cons, tried to kill his teammate. In conclusion, Sergio Perez is a land of contrasts 5/10
NC 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren Honda - RIP, PRESS F TO PAY RESEPECTS 10/10
NC 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - CHEATED AGAIN BY HIS TEAM AT HIS HOME GP IN HOLLAND INFRONT OF ALL HIS FANS 10/10
NC 94 Pascal Wehrlein Sauber Ferrari - i can't even make a rivals dot com pun out of this guys name. he finished last place god I don't give a poo poo.

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Best post in this thread for months.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Human Grand Prix posted:

Hill to Arrows is probably one of the strangest moves I've seen a defending world champion make. Part of the A18s competitiveness came from the fact it was on Bridgestones.

He had no choice. It was either that or retire.

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