Mineral Rites

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Mineral Rites

Space Taxi

In the mineral faith, there is no holy trinity, there is only the multi-vitamin.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Mar 23, 2017

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 05:07

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 05:51

Space Taxi

Processed foods like multivitamin pills are bad for you. I get my dietary minerals from eating pebbles.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:13

Space Taxi

As my chemistry professor said, the only mineral you really need to intake to be healthy is gold. With enough of that you will attract hoes. Then come the bitches and then you be ballin'.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 01:36

Space Taxi

I don't know what the big deal is. My body was deficient in diamond, so I ate my fiance's engagement ring. Now she won't return my calls.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 00:17

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