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one thing I have learned as a freelance refridgerator repairman actively seeking work is that people can be downright rude over the phone for no good reason, I don't envy you folks one bit
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"I'm calling from the Windows 10 Technical Team. Your computer has a virus. Would you like me to walk you through how to fix it, now? *pause* Haha, Windows 10 is the virus, yes, very funny sir" *hand twitches as fingers hover over the soundboard in between "foghorn fart noise" and "cats screeching in aluminum garbage can" buttons*
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Dear Sir or Madam, this is Mr. Oliver Closeoff and I respectfully request that you and/or the company you represent cease contacting bars and other establishments asking if anyone has seen me
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ahhh, my first day on the job *puts on headset as number is dialed* : "hello?"me : *reading from teleprompter* "hello this is [name] from the [brand] company and I would like to" : "huh?"me : "....huh?" : "name from the brand company?" *click*me :  *looking at teleprompter again* oh now I get it, I used to love these. let's see... name... brand... *scribbles on note paper**dialing next number* : "hello?"me : "hello this is BRUCE WAYNE from the 100% CRUNK JUICE company and I would like t" *click* "hello? sir, hello?"
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WindmillSlayer posted:spamming ppl irl gets me punched a lot. "see if I ever offer YOU any convenient luncheon meat again, jerk!" 
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