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Would you be platonically friends with a girl
Yes what's the big deal?
No what's the point?
It doesn't matter really. I think about death a lot.
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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Would you be friends with a girl? No sex though. It would be kind of like how you are friends with a guy.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Yes I would.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do i get to touch her butt?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
why wouldn't I

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I can't see where having more friends is a bad thing.

But I do view this thread as a bad thing.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I do this all the time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey look everyone!



Glad we all didn't step in that.

Oh look over there.



Huh, this thread is just rife with...




Hoooo buddy.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
One time I sexed a lady and it was terrible but a long standing platonic friendship and cohabitation developed out of our mutual inability to achieve orgasm

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I added a poll.

I want to know each and every one of you. How you think. I want to end the gender gap.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
sex is an integral part of friendships, op

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Do i get to touch her butt?

If she is bed-bound and needs a wipe. Win/Win

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

One time I sexed a lady and it was terrible but a long standing platonic friendship and cohabitation developed out of our mutual inability to achieve orgasm

This is so romantic. I want something exactly like this.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
I wish more boys knew how to be friends with girls without being huge fuckshits.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Being platonic friends with girls is the same as being platonic friends with guys but girls are cuter and talk about sex/bodily functions more

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what is friends

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Oct 30, 2009

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I've noticed it's cool to have one (1) platonic female friend but having two means they will hate each other and probably end up killing you.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
my best friend is a girl.

I mean yea we've had sex before but that was just to explore the idea of a relationship.

It didn't suit us so we pumped the brakes and found other lovers but remained very close in the other arenas

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm friends with many girls that I don't want to gently caress.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

As long as she sucks my dick Every now and then, sure OP

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
The way I'm friends with other guys involves sex though

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
My best friend is a wooden boat builder with a big tough guy beard.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

i like that posted:

If she is bed-bound and needs a wipe. Win/Win

Casual acquaintances then. :yikes:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Yeah they're like sisters except harder to annoy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Do i get to touch her butt?

Platonic literally translates as "only buttplay"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

Platonic literally translates as "only buttplay"

Yeah I thought Plato was into butt stuff. :science:

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

A lot of my friends are girls and I've never sexed any of them. We do the same poo poo that I do with my guy friends; hard anal watch Netflix, go out drinking, go to Tigers games, etc.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i enjoy the company of men and women, and sometimes in mixed company

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

no

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Anyone who plays DOTA is A-OK in my book.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

I can't see where having more friends is a bad thing.

But I do view this thread as a bad thing.
Turn on your monitor

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If she doesn't view you in a romantic or sexual capacity cut your losses and sever! If you see her on the street dart out into traffic to escape! Leave town! Fake your death!
:goonsay:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I'll offlane Abaddon

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


if by "platonic" you mean "would carry a printer two miles for in hopes of a hug" then yes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
GBS Hates Women, and hell, that's alright. More for me.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I prefer to be Aristotelian friends with a girl, and study a physical relationship, not just the platonic form of one.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I love death.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Lt. Tanaka posted:

I wish more boys knew how to be friends with girls without being huge fuckshits.

Women are Designated Sex Species though, and they are deserving to rage over their cruel fortune. Life has owned them one too many times, so now they are going to legally buy a gun since they live in america, and mow down their school :cool:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I'm tectonic friends with your mom

in that, she's a constantly shifting landmass who i respect and grow corn from

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i like that posted:

Women are Designated Sex Species though, and they are deserving to rage over their cruel fortune. Life has owned them one too many times, so now they are going to legally buy a gun since they live in america, and mow down their school :cool:

thanks, kirk

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Lol yeah girls enjoy my company we talk about many subjects

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