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Peachfart posted:A steak shouldn't be spicy in the first place, a steak should taste like steak. This is my point. And after this trip, let me assure you that the USA does spicy food about 1000x better than anywhere in Europe.
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To be fair, a lot of that is the melting pot from Latin America and Asia bringing their spices and recipes with them.
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Bogart posted:To be fair, a lot of that is the melting pot from Latin America and Asia bringing their spices and recipes with them. It's good. On this trip I've been to a bunch of places that called themselves Mexican or Chinese and not a chili to be seen anywhere.
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OK, here's my attempt at the mod challenge. As I told you all earlier, I'm currently on a fantabulous european vacation and did not have access to The Onion in order to eat it. The first step on my journey was simple: Go somewhere I could get The Onion. I drove to the airport, but it turns out that there are no flights to anywhere with an Outback from Wales. Fortunately, the ywdwargmydochdochmolchywag (that's Welsh for Counter Lady) let me borrow an aeroplane so I could fly myself. It took a while to get the hang of it, but eventually I found a route:  Once I'd landed in Oosotoraria (that's Nihongo for White Man Internment Camp), I made haste for the nearest Outback Steakhouse. I'd landed on what turned out to be Ayer's Rock because it looked easy to land on, so the kangaride to Sydney was quite difficult, but eventually I had my prize:  The nice Steak Bloke at the Outhouse Steakback told me that this very special onion was created for a spectacle called the March of Madness. While I don't know about sports, I thought it would be kind to let The Onion witness the event before I became forever one with it, so next we flew to America to view this game tournament. I was much better at flying this time and I even managed to go in a straight line!  Because I am a glamourous fashion star we got free seats next to the basketball pitch. It was exciting, but I think all the squeaking of shoes scared the onion because it quivered through the entire game. I can't say I understood what I was seeing, but the crowd cheered loudly whenever the ballsman threw the ball through the ringboard. It didn't mean much to me, but I'll gladly consume applause no matter who it's intended for.  While we were attending the game, we met a very tall man named LeBron James. I asked if he was a frenchman and he said I was funny and asked about my trip. I told him about The Onion and he asked if he could watch me eat it, so he joined us on our final flight from America's Basketball Island to Los Angeles  LeBron was an expert on all types of fried foods and he told me that I should prepare my mouth with a little botox. He assured me that it reduced the gag reflex and made it easier for The Onion to merge with my esophagus.  As prepared as I could be, slowly I raised my friend and sacrifice, The 3-Pointed Onion, to my beglittered maw:  Even in spite of LeBron's very useful advice, and generally supportive attitude, it was quite difficult to hold my beautiful Onion companion down. In Its honor, I did my best to hold a stern face:  Finally, my Flesh one with The Onion, I glistened in triumph, a new collective soul, consciousness expanded, mind linked with the global tuberous network of the onion mind. Finally, we were at peace. Finally, there were no layers between us:  And as required by the rules of the challenge, proof of identity: 
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Apr 5, 2017 23:43
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seems legit
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Apr 5, 2017 23:52
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Lazy OP made a lazy response, color me surprised.
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Apr 6, 2017 00:38
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I think you're going to have to do better than that.
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Apr 6, 2017 05:36
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Added Space posted:Lazy OP made a lazy response, color me surprised. Teledahn posted:I think you're going to have to do better than that. looks like we've got a couple more folks that need some point by point onions in their lives.
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Apr 6, 2017 05:42
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I don't like your map projection, minus some points.
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PhazonLink posted:I don't like your map projection, minus some points. I'm a dymaxion gurl 4eva.
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Apr 6, 2017 07:04
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Brave enough to ask LeBron if he is a Frenchmen. 5/5
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This challenge really interested me, and it was an excuse to try out an idea I had last time Geop-onion relations came up. So I did a thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-NgO53BdbI
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cis autodrag posted:Onionquest MMXVII Okay, I got a bit of a chuckle out of this. That said, 
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Apr 7, 2017 16:34
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That part of the LP was so amazingly good 
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Apr 7, 2017 21:09
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I was very disappointed at the lack of a particular lighting effect
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Apr 7, 2017 22:33
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OP deserves their inevitable onion based probation Enjoy your holiday OP
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Apr 7, 2017 23:06
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Nice try, but I know you faked that video in Photoshop.
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Apr 7, 2017 23:50
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I find it shocking that you can't find an onion blossom in England, it seems like the type of poo poo you could just pick up at a pub.
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Grapplejack posted:I find it shocking that you can't find an onion blossom in England, it seems like the type of poo poo you could just pick up at a pub. British pub grub tends to fall into 'traditional', 'gastropub' or 'this pub is also a Thai restaurant'. Onion blossoms fit none of these.
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Apr 8, 2017 10:35
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I'm through Paris and into Belgium now anyway. Belgium is much more polite than France, imo
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Apr 8, 2017 14:00
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cis autodrag eat the Franco-Belgian comics
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Tintin Must Die
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Asterix too
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Belgium has the shittiest National rail system so far. Rest of the country was cool tho.
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cis autodrag posted:Belgium has the shittiest National rail system so far. Rest of the country was cool tho. What is their national fried onion dish? 
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Teledahn posted:What is their national fried onion dish? Probably the soup. It's like French onion soup, but the Belgian version uses beer rather than beef stock.
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Apr 10, 2017 11:27
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Can you deep fry soup, and form it into petals? Like a blooming onion soup. I'm being stupid, of course you can deep fry soup.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Can you deep fry soup, and form it into petals? Like a blooming onion soup. The American South has figured out how to deep fry Kool-Aid. Anything is possible now.
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Apr 10, 2017 13:51
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If ice cream can be deep-fried then all bets are off.
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Apr 11, 2017 01:38
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You can deep fry butter and soda. It's possible.
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Apr 11, 2017 03:30
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Geop, eat the deep-fried ice cream
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Blind Sally posted:Geop, eat the deep-fried ice cream You're just transparently baiting for an excuse to have some yourself now.
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Octatonic posted:You're just transparently baiting for an excuse to have some yourself now. After that image, I want some. Not enough onions though.
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Octatonic posted:You're just transparently baiting for an excuse to have some yourself now. 
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carpe crema, sally, for tomorrow we fry
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Commander Keene posted:If ice cream can be deep-fried then all bets are off. You have to wrap it in a thin sheet of pie crust dough, then dip it in the oil very quickly.
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wiegieman posted:You have to wrap it in a thin sheet of pie crust dough, then dip it in the oil very quickly.
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To bring this full circle, I had onion ice cream in Tropea, Italy, a town famous for its sweetish red onions.
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gschmidl posted:To bring this full circle, I had onion ice cream in Tropea, Italy, a town famous for its sweetish red onions.  But how did it taste?
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