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Geop eat the brownie
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 15:09 |
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gschmidl posted:To bring this full circle, I had onion ice cream in Tropea, Italy, a town famous for its sweetish red onions. But how did- Mzbundifund posted:But how did it taste?
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:03 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 03:03 |
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Geop, eat the moon! Quick!
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:39 |
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Detective Thompson posted:Geop, eat the moon! Quick! MOD CHALLENGE: Detective Thompson eat the moon
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 08:22 |
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Fredrik1 posted:MOD CHALLENGE: Detective Thompson eat the moon Is it made of cheese?
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 13:47 |
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Miz Kriss posted:Is it made of cheese? Yes, but it is casu marzu.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:41 |
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Oh no! The one cheese I swore I would never eat. Sorry about the moon crashing into Clock Town, guys, but I just can't do it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 17:56 |
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Teledahn posted:But how did- Weird, like the onion taste was kind of "floating" on top of the ice cream, but not bad.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:28 |
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Geemer posted:Yes, but it is casu marzu. quote:Casu marzu (Sardinian pronunciation: [ˈkazu ˈmard͡zu], also called casu modde, casu cundķdu and casu frązigu in Sardinian language, or in Italian formaggio marcio), literally translating into English as "rotten/putrid cheese", is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae (maggots). Although found in the island of Sardinia, a variety of this cheese is also found in the nearby Corsica, where it goes by the name of casgiu merzu.[1]
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 19:45 |
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But that's not the best part.quote:When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in).
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 20:49 |
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No, the best part is this: http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/314735 quote:...had attacks of severe pain in the abdomen, radiating to the back and downward to the left thigh. At this time he had noticed blood and mucus as well as small white "worms" in the stool.
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 22:40 |
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Okay, so before we get to the judgement, a callout:Alexeythegreat posted:I'll eat a raw onion on video (it's not like I'm hiding my face, and there's a positive side effect of living in the FSBland in that no psycho from the US can touch me) Anyway. To business. Okay, so. Obviously, you have not Eaten The Onion. No getting around it; this is a point of contention. I also did not like your submission very much. It is an automatic fail. I am, however, not going to ban you, for two reasons. Firstly, AJ_Impy made a reasonable case for clemency; it is admitted that I overestimated the ease with which you could procure or produce The Onion, though I do think you still might have made a better effort all told. The second reason is... well, the hunger for onion-eating has been sated, and how. What a perfect segue into the results! We've had piecemeal (ahaha) approximations: We've had some tasty looking substitutes: We've had spirited deconstructions: We've had creative interpretations: We've had haute cuisine: Inevitably, we've had the genuine article: But. One goon has gone above and beyond. We said it wasn't necessary. We said not that it couldn't, but that it shouldn't be done. This was needless. We didn't ask for this. And yet. And yet. Mother of God. Xenoveritas, you are the worthy winner of this Mod Challenge, and so it falls to you to choose cis autodrag's fate... again, because although I gotta give you mad props for literally spelling the word "Ban" in horrific onion detritus, that option is explicitly off the table. Short of that, though... Long break? Short break? An onion-based BRCT? Some other creative thing (subject to mod approval)? I'm sure lots of people are about to chime in with suggestions, but the choice is yours! Choose wisely! Thanks to everyone who took part! Fedule fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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My suggestion: Onion avatar to forever mark OP's shame. Also, confession time: OP PMed me and asked if they could make this thread, and I OK'd it because I thought, "What's the worst that could happen?"
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 23:18 |
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Mega64 posted:"What's the worst that could happen?" geop could refuse to eat the onion
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# ? Apr 13, 2017 23:22 |
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Aww, I didn't even get a mention. Guess I should have actually posted my pics instead of just linking to a gallery.
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Kuvo posted:geop could refuse to eat the onion
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:24 |
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Geop posted:why would he ever do such a thing lack of integrity, imo
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:29 |
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Zanna posted:Aww, I didn't even get a mention. Guess I should have actually posted my pics instead of just linking to a gallery. Oh my god I'm sorry I completely missed your post when I was rounding up the submissions. You did good!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:33 |
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Mega64 posted:My suggestion: Onion avatar to forever mark OP's shame. I agree with this. vv I also agree with this. Araxxor fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Apr 14, 2017 |
# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:34 |
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I suggest a 6 hour probation with a picture of a blooming onion, along with the avatar. That way, the shame will endure even after a 5 dollar contribution to Lowtax's alcohol fund.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:36 |
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Fedule posted:Okay, so before we get to the judgement, a callout: You're right. In the end, I managed to eat about half an onion, and only managed to do it today due to working literally 16 hours a day for the entire last week. I did eat it with a spoon and I did show off my Green Lantern shirt. I still feel the nasty warmth in my esophagus as I write these words. Edit: fixed the link, hopefully nutri_void fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Alexeythegreat posted:You're right. That link is as non-functioning as Geops ability to eat the onion Also I vote just a probation or to do an LP. A PROPER LP
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:20 |
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Mega64 posted:My suggestion: Onion avatar to forever mark OP's shame. Did you consider what was the BEST that could happen though? Cause all things considered you're the guy who green lit a gold mined thread.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:29 |
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GeneX posted:I suggest a 6 hour probation with a picture of a blooming onion, along with the avatar. this is a good idea except the probation should be longer. blood for the blooming onion gods!
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:46 |
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Alexeythegreat posted:You're right. Fixed link Might want to add subtitles, though, because I can't hear a thing.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:12 |
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I'd be more inclined to be more lenient if cis autodrag had eaten some form of fried onion product. Sure, you're lucky enough that Outback Steakhouse has left that part of the world. But I find it hard to believe that you couldn't find any place to just snap a few pictures of some form of onion something and call it "close enough." That being said, you did do ... something, which involved some amount of effort beyond nothing, so I'll go with "Bloomin' Onion related avatar and short probation."
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 02:57 |
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Xenoveritas posted:I'd be more inclined to be more lenient if cis autodrag had eaten some form of fried onion product. Sure, you're lucky enough that Outback Steakhouse has left that part of the world. But I find it hard to believe that you couldn't find any place to just snap a few pictures of some form of onion something and call it "close enough." That being said, you did do ... something, which involved some amount of effort beyond nothing, so I'll go with "Bloomin' Onion related avatar and short probation." We got a world tour LP update. With LeBron James! I get other people ate the onion and they should be commended. Y'all did more than I could and I am inspired and shamed. Eat the onion. BUT we should not make it out to be as though no effort was made on the challenged's part. Also, yes, goldmined. I think a most lasting contribution would be a probate with an funny image but then also more LP for the LP subforum.
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:18 |
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Xenoveritas posted:I'd be more inclined to be more lenient if cis autodrag had eaten some form of fried onion product. Sure, you're lucky enough that Outback Steakhouse has left that part of the world. But I find it hard to believe that you couldn't find any place to just snap a few pictures of some form of onion something and call it "close enough." That being said, you did do ... something, which involved some amount of effort beyond nothing, so I'll go with "Bloomin' Onion related avatar and short probation." Something like this?
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:21 |
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goldmine
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 03:27 |
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Blind Sally posted:goldmine
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# ? Apr 14, 2017 04:03 |
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Anaxite posted:Something like this? I like this. Does anyone have a good suggestion for a title to go along with it? I'm trying to come up with the worst pun I can, something involving onions and three points and possibly Sharon Needles since that's apparently who cis autodrag's avatar is.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 00:46 |
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layers of posting so bad it makes you cry
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 00:56 |
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Kuvo posted:layers of posting so bad it makes you cry "3 Layers of pointless posting so bad it makes you cry", maybe?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 01:18 |
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Kuvo posted:layers of posting so bad it makes you cry 3 layers of ironic posting that few could eat
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 01:29 |
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Herr Tog posted:3 layers of ironic posting that few could eat I like this. It pays its dues to the brilliant marketing of the original onion and--due to the pointedness of its snark--has a certain poignancy as a punishment.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 01:59 |
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Kuvo posted:layers of posting so bad it makes you cry Just because they didn't eat the onion doesn't mean we have to brand them as a bad poster.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 02:11 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Just because they didn't eat the onion doesn't mean we have to brand them as a bad poster.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 05:36 |
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Herr Tog posted:3 layers of ironic posting that few could
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:57 |
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Fun fact guys: Outback Steakhouse actually franchises in Australia with an identical menu, and much like how The Swedish Chef in Sweden is Danish, Outback Steakhouse is rebranded as: Lone Star Steakhouse. Also don't eat at Outback Steakhouse guys, they are patrons of their very own Republican PAC.
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