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*spends day shooting various woodland creatures with various guns, nobody calls the cops or bats an eye* *celebrates with either a cold beer or a potroast from the wife* *goes to sleep in underwear every night, begins finding stains whose color and origin are unknown and unusual*
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T.S. Smelliot posted:No this isn't right try again gently caress, you're right, here's my second try "I'm old and racist and gently caress everyone poorer than me"
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:22 |
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You're loving perfect at this.
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I don't think he's trying to take away or guns or anything like that, I just think he's gonna regulate the industry so much that we can hardly afford ammo. I mean look at the price of ammo, I can't ever remember it being so high. What goods a gun without ammo, you know. It'd be the smart way to do it, if he were going to. I'd just rather be safe than sorry. Oh he's a good kid, I always liked him. Gay as the day is long though, HAH HAH. He's an alright kid though, got a good heart. Just real gay. Him and Cory been buddies since they were young, he's always just been a little fruity. Good kid though. Just gay s'all. Is there something we can do about it though, I mean legally? Seems like there's been more of them as of late, I see them sleeping on porches and pushing their carts down Main Street almost every day. Course I have sympathy for 'em, but is there some place we can put them? I spent my whole life in this town and when I was young we didn't have folks living on the streets, asking for money. Course things were different back then. Just hate to see the way this world's going, don't want Johnsonville to end up that way. Folks round here have it hard enough without having to worry about someone robbing them or being bothered to hand out money every time they wanna go down to the medicine shop.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:34 |
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I don't think he's trying to take away or guns or anything like that, I just think he's gonna regulate the industry so much that we can hardly afford ammo. I mean look at the price of ammo, I can't ever remember it being so high. What goods a gun without ammo, you know. It'd be the smart way to do it, if he were going to. I'd just rather be safe than sorry. Lmao goddamn
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:34 |
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*watches chappelle netflix special high on dat primo*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:37 |
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*Lines super heavy duty, dualie tire, pickup truck bed with blue tarp and fills it with water.* *Waits for Freshman to exit school and tosses them into it* *Secretly lusts for buddies dick.*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:39 |
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how do i upvote yorkshire
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:40 |
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*Drinks beer sitting in an old lawn chair next to fire pit* .....mosquitos aren't too bad tonight... *ashes cigarette into separate empty beer can*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:41 |
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Stuffguyman posted:*Drinks beer sitting in an old lawn chair next to fire pit* .....mosquitos aren't too bad tonight... *ashes cigarette into separate empty beer can*
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Yeah they opened another Wafflehouse on third. Been meaning to take Beth over there but it's been packed since they opened. People think they're so smart because they spent $20000 on a piece of paper, but that's all it is; a piece of paper. I been workin since I was sixteen and I can tell you, I got more brains in my pinkie finger than them boys got in college. Just wait until they get in the real world... Look I don't care if you're black, white, yellow or blue; if you can do a job you can do a job and I don't think it's right that a bunch of bureaucrats in Washington can tell you who you can and cannot hire.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:47 |
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Hell yeah I'm looking out my bay window at a Casey's now. You can bet your rear end I've driven my lawn mower straight there too. VVV I'm guilty of the hotel pool thing Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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*Plans big birthday trip to nearby slightly less small town to stay in a Hotel for a night because, you know, the kids are really excited to be able to swim in the pool.*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:06 |
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Pretend I quoted all of Yorkshire Pudding's posts.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:28 |
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You know the Klan has done some good things. I mean I'm not gonna deny they're a hate group, but they don't just beat up minorities. I remember back in seventy-four when ol man Daffin let his drinkin get aholt of him and his wife kept runnin into doors all the time and his kids kept shown up to school all black and blue from fallin down the stairs every day. Johnny Mack and some of the boys got their sheets on and took him out the woods and whooped the Jesus back into him. He still drinks but he ain't laid a hand on his family since. I'm just sayin, all the bad stuff you hear, it's probably true, but when they do good stuff you don't hear a word about it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:29 |
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I still miss the Hardee's. The Sonic is okay... better than the 6 years we spent with an empty Hardees building across from the park, but still. That's where Rick had his first job after detasseling in '98. And it's been good for business, too, since they gotta have their parking lot repainted every year. Awfully warm for March. You hear Dennis Trayhill is retiring after this school year? Yeah. Yeah, he did do a real good job. Remember he got that flag pole put in? No, I'm not sure who they're gonna hire... I donno how the school district finds principals. I hear they might consolidate our elementary with Blacksville in a couple years so we'll have one too many principals then, anyway.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:54 |
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I hate how crowded (city of 150k) is
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:58 |
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Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:59 |
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I grew up in a town of 254 people. Two businesses. A bar with a restaurant in back and Fletcher's Store. Fletcher's would be like a modern day mini mart with a HUGE VHS rental section. And lots of porn in the back.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:03 |
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"Man, why don't they open the mine back up so I can get a job doing the same dangerous, backbreaking labor that put my granddaddy into an early grave?"
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:03 |
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Smythe posted:Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA. Running Springs sucks
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hello, where is a good place to get a bite to eat? cant go wrong with mike's american grill, or heck, a 5 guys burger and fries
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:51 |
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I'm the street lights that turn off at 9:05 pm.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6L0UD_zn4A
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You goin' out to Mikey's bonfire tonight? It was pretty sweet last time, his cousin's out of jail and bought a bunch of rum. I think they're going to make jungle juice this time too. Last time Pam got wasted and spilt Natty Light all over her shirt and spent like two hours in just her bra, it was loving awesome. Yeah as long as those faggots from Fort Marshall High don't show up again. We'll beat their rear end if they do. You just don't know what it was like here when I was growin' up. Everyone had a job, there was work if you wanted it. That old part of town past 3rd street, that's all empty warehouses now? That used to be factories. You should have seen it. And you didn't have people airing all their problems for everyone to see all the time, marching around protesting over every little thing. I just think people had more dignity or...I don't know, maybe I'm just getting old. I'm not sayin' I agree with everything he says, but if he can bring jobs back here maybe we ought to give him a chance. I'm Tyler by the way. Haha yeah, that's my pickup right over there. Just got the lift kit put it, cost a fuckin' fortune but it's worth it. Me? Oh, haha, no I don't go to Valley High. Well I did, I graduated in 09. I work out at B&B Trailer Hitches on Maple Ave now. Hey does Mr. Larson still teach there? Oh, he must have retired. He was fuckin cool though, yeah. So how do you know Alex? I guess I don't really know him, but his older brother Tate was a few years below me in school and I used to come out here and party like, every weekend, haha. Yeah I have some good fuckin' stories about this place. By the way, what grade did you say you were in?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:24 |
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*complains about mexicans taking tax dollars* *doesnt work and is on a long list of social services*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:31 |
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Smythe posted:Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA. This is the easiest game of "Guess the Trump Voter" I've ever played.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:31 |
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Everything is closed after 8pm, because only ne'er do wells and the weedheads go out at night. Everything is closed on Sunday, except for the heathen, atheist gas station next town over. 10% better go into the hat or else. No littering or you'll go to jail. MAINTAIN YOUR LAWN. Outside of town is different though. School hours during the spring are halved, because you know....fall too.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:36 |
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Gridlocked posted:This is the easiest game of "Guess the Trump Voter" I've ever played. yeah when i get confused on a test i often pick "all of the above" as well.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:39 |
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*smiles politely as nerd from the city practices the last socially acceptable form of bigotry*
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:39 |
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dmos posted:*smiles politely as nerd from the city practices the last socially acceptable form of bigotry* They don't care about us out here. If there were blacks and gays in this town, liberals from the city wouldn't be able to shut up about this town but they don't give a drat about what us salt of the earth people think.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:46 |
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"Whelp, I guess I'll go into town. Anybody need anything?" *an hour goes by "Whelp, I suppose I'll ought to go ahead and go into town." "I figured I ought to mow the acre today." *spends the next few hours tinkering *gets into truck to check the mail Yorkshire Pudding you're killing it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:51 |
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So what happened with you and Jessica? Really, you just found that out now? Haven't you two been dating for over a year now? Well, you do know if she's 2nd or more removed it's not actually illegal, right? Yeah, she is? So what's the problem here?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:55 |
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"a pickens county tornado thanks, oh and could I get an oil change while im here?"
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:55 |
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I like the style of buildings. and the cheap diners But i really like the buildings
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:55 |
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this town is very small and I live here
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*wears carhart *wears flannel *wears a baseball cap and isn't at a baseball game or a small child
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