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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
*spends day shooting various woodland creatures with various guns, nobody calls the cops or bats an eye*

*celebrates with either a cold beer or a potroast from the wife*

*goes to sleep in underwear every night, begins finding stains whose color and origin are unknown and unusual*

:synpa:

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

T.S. Smelliot posted:

No this isn't right try again

gently caress, you're right, here's my second try

"I'm old and racist and gently caress everyone poorer than me"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


You're loving perfect at this.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



I don't think he's trying to take away or guns or anything like that, I just think he's gonna regulate the industry so much that we can hardly afford ammo. I mean look at the price of ammo, I can't ever remember it being so high. What goods a gun without ammo, you know. It'd be the smart way to do it, if he were going to. I'd just rather be safe than sorry.


Oh he's a good kid, I always liked him. Gay as the day is long though, HAH HAH. He's an alright kid though, got a good heart. Just real gay. Him and Cory been buddies since they were young, he's always just been a little fruity. Good kid though. Just gay s'all.


Is there something we can do about it though, I mean legally? Seems like there's been more of them as of late, I see them sleeping on porches and pushing their carts down Main Street almost every day. Course I have sympathy for 'em, but is there some place we can put them? I spent my whole life in this town and when I was young we didn't have folks living on the streets, asking for money. Course things were different back then. Just hate to see the way this world's going, don't want Johnsonville to end up that way. Folks round here have it hard enough without having to worry about someone robbing them or being bothered to hand out money every time they wanna go down to the medicine shop.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

I don't think he's trying to take away or guns or anything like that, I just think he's gonna regulate the industry so much that we can hardly afford ammo. I mean look at the price of ammo, I can't ever remember it being so high. What goods a gun without ammo, you know. It'd be the smart way to do it, if he were going to. I'd just rather be safe than sorry.


Oh he's a good kid, I always liked him. Gay as the day is long though, HAH HAH. He's an alright kid though, got a good heart. Just real gay. Him and Cory been buddies since they were young, he's always just been a little fruity. Good kid though. Just gay s'all.


Is there something we can do about it though, I mean legally? Seems like there's been more of them as of late, I see them sleeping on porches and pushing their carts down Main Street almost every day. Course I have sympathy for 'em, but is there some place we can put them? I spent my whole life in this town and when I was young we didn't have folks living on the streets, asking for money. Course things were different back then. Just hate to see the way this world's going, don't want Johnsonville to end up that way. Folks round here have it hard enough without having to worry about someone robbing them or being bothered to hand out money every time they wanna go down to the medicine shop.

Lmao goddamn

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
*watches chappelle netflix special high on dat primo*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Lines super heavy duty, dualie tire, pickup truck bed with blue tarp and fills it with water.*

*Waits for Freshman to exit school and tosses them into it*

*Secretly lusts for buddies dick.*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

how do i upvote yorkshire

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
*Drinks beer sitting in an old lawn chair next to fire pit* .....mosquitos aren't too bad tonight... *ashes cigarette into separate empty beer can*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Stuffguyman posted:

*Drinks beer sitting in an old lawn chair next to fire pit* .....mosquitos aren't too bad tonight... *ashes cigarette into separate empty beer can*

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yeah they opened another Wafflehouse on third. Been meaning to take Beth over there but it's been packed since they opened.

People think they're so smart because they spent $20000 on a piece of paper, but that's all it is; a piece of paper. I been workin since I was sixteen and I can tell you, I got more brains in my pinkie finger than them boys got in college. Just wait until they get in the real world...

Look I don't care if you're black, white, yellow or blue; if you can do a job you can do a job and I don't think it's right that a bunch of bureaucrats in Washington can tell you who you can and cannot hire.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
Hell yeah I'm looking out my bay window at a Casey's now. You can bet your rear end I've driven my lawn mower straight there too.

VVV I'm guilty of the hotel pool thing

Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Mar 24, 2017

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
*Plans big birthday trip to nearby slightly less small town to stay in a Hotel for a night because, you know, the kids are really excited to be able to swim in the pool.*

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Pretend I quoted all of Yorkshire Pudding's posts. :five:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
You know the Klan has done some good things. I mean I'm not gonna deny they're a hate group, but they don't just beat up minorities. I remember back in seventy-four when ol man Daffin let his drinkin get aholt of him and his wife kept runnin into doors all the time and his kids kept shown up to school all black and blue from fallin down the stairs every day. Johnny Mack and some of the boys got their sheets on and took him out the woods and whooped the Jesus back into him. He still drinks but he ain't laid a hand on his family since. I'm just sayin, all the bad stuff you hear, it's probably true, but when they do good stuff you don't hear a word about it.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I still miss the Hardee's. The Sonic is okay... better than the 6 years we spent with an empty Hardees building across from the park, but still. That's where Rick had his first job after detasseling in '98. And it's been good for business, too, since they gotta have their parking lot repainted every year.

Awfully warm for March.

You hear Dennis Trayhill is retiring after this school year? Yeah. Yeah, he did do a real good job. Remember he got that flag pole put in? No, I'm not sure who they're gonna hire... I donno how the school district finds principals. I hear they might consolidate our elementary with Blacksville in a couple years so we'll have one too many principals then, anyway.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I hate how crowded (city of 150k) is

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I grew up in a town of 254 people. Two businesses. A bar with a restaurant in back and Fletcher's Store.

Fletcher's would be like a modern day mini mart with a HUGE VHS rental section. And lots of porn in the back.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
"Man, why don't they open the mine back up so I can get a job doing the same dangerous, backbreaking labor that put my granddaddy into an early grave?"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smythe posted:

Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA.



Running Springs sucks

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hello, where is a good place to get a bite to eat?

cant go wrong with mike's american grill, or heck, a 5 guys burger and fries

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I'm the street lights that turn off at 9:05 pm.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6L0UD_zn4A

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



You goin' out to Mikey's bonfire tonight? It was pretty sweet last time, his cousin's out of jail and bought a bunch of rum. I think they're going to make jungle juice this time too. Last time Pam got wasted and spilt Natty Light all over her shirt and spent like two hours in just her bra, it was loving awesome. Yeah as long as those faggots from Fort Marshall High don't show up again. We'll beat their rear end if they do.


You just don't know what it was like here when I was growin' up. Everyone had a job, there was work if you wanted it. That old part of town past 3rd street, that's all empty warehouses now? That used to be factories. You should have seen it. And you didn't have people airing all their problems for everyone to see all the time, marching around protesting over every little thing. I just think people had more dignity or...I don't know, maybe I'm just getting old. I'm not sayin' I agree with everything he says, but if he can bring jobs back here maybe we ought to give him a chance.


I'm Tyler by the way. Haha yeah, that's my pickup right over there. Just got the lift kit put it, cost a fuckin' fortune but it's worth it. Me? Oh, haha, no I don't go to Valley High. Well I did, I graduated in 09. I work out at B&B Trailer Hitches on Maple Ave now. Hey does Mr. Larson still teach there? Oh, he must have retired. He was fuckin cool though, yeah. So how do you know Alex? I guess I don't really know him, but his older brother Tate was a few years below me in school and I used to come out here and party like, every weekend, haha. Yeah I have some good fuckin' stories about this place. By the way, what grade did you say you were in?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*complains about mexicans taking tax dollars*

*doesnt work and is on a long list of social services*

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Smythe posted:

Here a pic from beautiful Running Springs, CA.



This is the easiest game of "Guess the Trump Voter" I've ever played.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Everything is closed after 8pm, because only ne'er do wells and the weedheads go out at night.

Everything is closed on Sunday, except for the heathen, atheist gas station next town over.

10% better go into the hat or else.

No littering or you'll go to jail.

MAINTAIN YOUR LAWN. Outside of town is different though.

School hours during the spring are halved, because you know....fall too.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Gridlocked posted:

This is the easiest game of "Guess the Trump Voter" I've ever played.

yeah when i get confused on a test i often pick "all of the above" as well.

dmos
Mar 17, 2015
*smiles politely as nerd from the city practices the last socially acceptable form of bigotry*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

dmos posted:

*smiles politely as nerd from the city practices the last socially acceptable form of bigotry*

They don't care about us out here. If there were blacks and gays in this town, liberals from the city wouldn't be able to shut up about this town but they don't give a drat about what us salt of the earth people think.

Money Bags
Jun 27, 2013

"Whelp, I guess I'll go into town. Anybody need anything?"
*an hour goes by
"Whelp, I suppose I'll ought to go ahead and go into town."

"I figured I ought to mow the acre today."
*spends the next few hours tinkering

*gets into truck to check the mail


Yorkshire Pudding you're killing it.

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
So what happened with you and Jessica? Really, you just found that out now? Haven't you two been dating for over a year now? Well, you do know if she's 2nd or more removed it's not actually illegal, right? Yeah, she is? So what's the problem here?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

"a pickens county tornado thanks, oh and could I get an oil change while im here?"

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I like the style of buildings. and the cheap diners

But i really like the buildings

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this town is very small and I live here

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Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
*wears carhart

*wears flannel

*wears a baseball cap and isn't at a baseball game or a small child

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