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"Why don't you have the reception at the Elks Lodge Debbie? Me n the boys'll fix it up. Don't need no fancy eye-pad for playing music, honey, I'll ask Charlie to fire up his accordion. Momma will whip up some hotdish and ambrosia for everybody, you don't have to worry bout a thing. Let me call... Hang on a sec honey. TOMMY GET OFF THE SHED RIGHT THIS INSTANT! "
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corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
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*gets lost in the forest for three hours, no one questions where you were*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:54
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ONE TIME A MEXICAN GUY DROVE THROUGH OMG IT WAS SO COOL LIKE SO UNEXPECTED
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Mar 24, 2017 17:55
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I dunno, it could be kinda cool to be the smartest, non-potato in a small town.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:57
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Mar 24, 2017 17:59
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*Drives Ford F-150 King Ranch up onto curb, parks, gets out, looks quizzically at parking job* "Sorry ya'll, I ain't never been to town before."
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Mar 24, 2017 18:13
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I'm a serial killer.
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:I dunno, it could be kinda cool to be the smartest, non-potato in a small town. That's a lot of words for "gay". *spits skoal into dip cup which was part of a mcdonalds large #1 meal in a former life*
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Only popping into say that my girlfriend makes me drive to Iowa periodically to a very specific Casey's general store in order to buy a pizza covered in doritios and taco sauce.
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Mordor She Wrote posted:Only popping into say that my girlfriend makes me drive to Iowa periodically to a very specific Casey's general store in order to buy a pizza covered in doritios and taco sauce. I've been looking into getting into the feeder lifestyle, that's pretty sweet
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Mar 24, 2017 18:32
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I've been looking into getting into the feeder lifestyle, that's pretty sweet She claims it's the best pizza but I don't get it, you could have a higher quality pizza by buying a tombstone pizza and dumping a bag of cool ranch doritios on it and putting real taco sauce on it.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:34
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I have one of those blue above-ground swimming pools, you know the one I'm talking about. Anyways its currently full to the loving brim of mayonaise and sweet relish. i'm trying to get into salads related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjGXBT44gc
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Mar 24, 2017 18:35
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real talk: growing up i thought the contras in south america were REALLY enthusiastic about square dancing
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"Whelp, I'm fixin to go up to the cattle auction, want to tag along? No, I don't plan on bidding on anything I just like to set for a spell and enjoy the show."
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Mar 24, 2017 18:55
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Town population: 800 Black families still live on the other side of the tracks
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Mar 24, 2017 18:59
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*Paying out the rear end for satellite Internet with a 60GB/MO bandwidth cap.*
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I for one look forward to a future where people of all races, religions and cultures are free to remain rigidly bound to their collective group identities and mercilessly excoriate all who blaspheme against the hive mind. It will be such a diverse and vibrant world! 
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Mar 24, 2017 19:51
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/has small town hopes /has small town dreams /is a small town girl
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Mar 24, 2017 19:53
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I grew up in a town with about 3500 people AMA
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Mar 24, 2017 20:11
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*wears a mullet in TYOOL 2017*
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Pawn 17 posted:I grew up in a town with about 3500 people AMA  christians who "made" you into the broken human being you are today?maybe that isn't you, but it seems like a common thread for a lot of the severely mentally ill weeaboo stockboys inhabiting this webzone
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Mar 24, 2017 20:27
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*has a Confederate flag tattoo* *lives in the North*
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Mar 24, 2017 20:29
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*gets pandered to by cynical populists* *accepts this as all I can hope for given my total incomprehension of the modern, global economy*
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Mar 24, 2017 20:52
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*Has a youtube channel reviewing different flavors and brands of chewing tobacco* *Corrects people they call supressors, "silencers"*
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Mar 24, 2017 21:24
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Pawn 17 posted:I grew up in a town with about 3500 people AMA hello friend
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Mar 24, 2017 21:45
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*Got a 3/2 house on 2.5 acres for $150k* *Earns a modest living doing taxidermy* *Ungrateful son is a Juggalo*
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Mar 24, 2017 21:48
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/is vocally mad that they renamed 39th "Cesar Chavez" Actually that's Portland OR
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Mar 24, 2017 21:56
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"yinz guys going to the youth night at the church?" "fish fry"
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Mmmm, I got some salad greens, gonna eat healthy tonight *dumps a bunch of cheddar cheese and ranch dressing on top*
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Mar 24, 2017 22:22
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:I dunno, it could be kinda cool to be the smartest, non-potato in a small town. It's not.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:30
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Hrist posted:"yinz guys going to the youth night at the church?" Hello fellow Pittsburgher
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Mar 24, 2017 22:34
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someone conversationally says friend of the family
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Mar 24, 2017 22:35
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so small town america is just GBS then
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Mar 24, 2017 22:37
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*gets married at 19* *immediately becomes obese*
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Mar 24, 2017 22:38
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Chinatown posted:*gets married at 19* *Thanks God* 
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Mar 24, 2017 22:50
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*voted for trump* *everyone in town is killed*
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Mar 24, 2017 22:51
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VendaGoat posted:Hello fellow Pittsburgher 
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If you want to see some distilled small town America chat, read Mike Rowe's Facebook comments section.
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