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*Plays piano* Just a small town boy
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Mar 29, 2017 07:36
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Sometimes towns get so small that they dry up and disappear. I enjoy visiting those places. Howland Flat was a mining town in the Sierra gold country.   Already in a steep decline by 1929.  This and a couple of other structures are all that are left now.  Small town to ghost town.
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Mar 29, 2017 07:44
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I'm enormously relieved that the 10,000 person town with the crippling ice addiction in which I grew up where the only job generating industries were a prison and an abattoir was in Australia and as such only a few people were furnished with firearms.
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Mar 29, 2017 10:56
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nah what happened is daz got into his bush crop and fuckin lied about it like a dog so he snapped the oval office in the woolies carpark...dont think he's gonna show to kerrys place later. speaking of I got some pingas from that poof who works at clarks rubber heaps cheap because he probably wants to gently caress me heh! im gonna flog em at kerrys coz im povvo as but ill swap you one for two sixers of woodstock? *finishes plastering apprenticeship the following year, becomes very wealthy*
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Mar 29, 2017 11:04
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*see the one black kid who happened to have a lisp get mercilessly picked on in high school* *At lunch, a white kid decides to push black kid off his seat and throws his lunch on his face; black kid stands up for himself, pushes white kid and white kid beats the poo poo out of black kid* *white kid suspended for a few days; black kid suspended for three weeks* *hear community comment on how those people really need to learn how to behave* N. Senada fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Mar 29, 2017 |
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Mar 29, 2017 14:15
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And I wanna know who the savage mongrel is that keeps wiping boogers on this wall next to the urinal they oughta hang him in front of the firing squad
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Mar 29, 2017 19:02
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*carves detailed political diatribe in bathroom stall* *finds full grammatically correct rebuttal the next day* *finds that someone's crossed out both paragraphs and wrote "im gay" the day after*
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Mar 29, 2017 19:05
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gently caress the rich coastal elites that stole our livelyhood. No not those coastal elites, those coastal elites, we like the first group because our pastor and his network of friends are friends with a proxy of that group.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:11
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I grew up in a small town that was rapidly expanding and my friend and I used to set off fireworks inside porta-potties outside of construction sites. Sometimes we would just knock them over instead.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:17
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myDad posted:Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! I'm the football in uncle rico's vids
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Mar 29, 2017 19:20
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bitmap posted:nah what happened is daz got into his bush crop and fuckin lied about it like a dog so he snapped the oval office in the woolies carpark...dont think he's gonna show to kerrys place later. speaking of I got some pingas from that poof who works at clarks rubber heaps cheap because he probably wants to gently caress me heh! im gonna flog em at kerrys coz im povvo as but ill swap you one for two sixers of woodstock? *finishes plastering apprenticeship the following year, becomes very wealthy* I know those words, but this sentence makes no sense.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:33
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Bonzo posted:you think that's exciting? poo poo. How about a bourbon distillery fire? Holy poo poo, what is going on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ
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Mar 29, 2017 21:42
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Money Bags posted:*Adopts a noticeably thicker accent when visiting friends and family back home. I think this is an unconscious thing most of the time. People tend to mimic who they're talking to to some extent.
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Mar 29, 2017 21:47
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bitmap posted:nah what happened is daz got into his bush crop and fuckin lied about it like a dog so he snapped the oval office in the woolies carpark...dont think he's gonna show to kerrys place later. speaking of I got some pingas from that poof who works at clarks rubber heaps cheap because he probably wants to gently caress me heh! im gonna flog em at kerrys coz im povvo as but ill swap you one for two sixers of woodstock? *finishes plastering apprenticeship the following year, becomes very wealthy* Really glad my parents moved us to a city as I reached adolescence. Small town life is fine in Australia when you're a kid and don't understand the depravity.
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Mar 29, 2017 23:54
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Hardawn posted:Town population: 800 This is most major cities still.
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Mar 30, 2017 00:27
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Caught a 250 pound wild pig today on the farm. She was goin apeshit in the trap but since it was one of the ones I built  she didn't do nothin but scuff herself up some. Fella gonna come up tomorrow morning and shoot her and me and the coworkers are supposed to get a couple pounds of sausage apiece for doing the trappin and loadin parts.
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Mar 30, 2017 01:37
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*Lives in Jacksonville Florida "Boy those SMALL TOWN WHITE FOLKS sure are backwater uneducated hicks!" *votes Trump
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Mar 30, 2017 02:31
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Y'all need to listen to this ShitTown podcast. Got'drat http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/3/28/15082166/s-town-podcast-episodes-release
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Mar 30, 2017 03:09
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bitmap posted:nah what happened is daz got into his bush crop and fuckin lied about it like a dog so he snapped the oval office in the woolies carpark...dont think he's gonna show to kerrys place later. speaking of I got some pingas from that poof who works at clarks rubber heaps cheap because he probably wants to gently caress me heh! im gonna flog em at kerrys coz im povvo as but ill swap you one for two sixers of woodstock? *finishes plastering apprenticeship the following year, becomes very wealthy* Translation for normal humans: No, what happened is that Darren (or Daniel, or David) got into my friend's marijuana stash, and then lied about it like the cur he is, so my friend punched him in the car park of the local supermarket... so I don't think Darren will later visit Kerry's home. Speaking of which, I got some ecstasy from the gay guy who works at the shoe shop quite cheaply, because he probably wants to gently caress me. I'll sell them at Kerry's place because I'm in poverty, but I'll swap you one pill for two six-packs of cheap beer. ---- I grew up in regular low-to-middle-class suburban Australia and so I was very scared when I became a teen and found out that there did exist people who lived not far from a city that really did talk like the quoted post with zero exaggeration.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:48
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*Is in Wrong Thread* "Well I'll tell you what I think! These loving city people would be dead without [insert local product sold mainly to Mexico]." Fasdar fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Mar 30, 2017 13:10
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Kelp Me! posted:Like it or not small-town farmers are being dragged into the digital age: Desperate John Deere tractor owners are downloading illegal Ukrainian firmware hacks to get the crops in This Shadowrun reboot is really weird.
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Mar 30, 2017 13:25
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Got this in the mail the other day. I dedicate this to the goon talking smack about it earlier. Edible at worst, great when stoned/drunk at best. Would za again. Not the cheapest by any means either, but a few steps above Little Caesars (which is 30 minutes away vs 30 seconds away)
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Mar 30, 2017 15:51
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I'd eat that pizza maybe with some ranch for dipping
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Mar 30, 2017 15:57
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*gets in a fight with another student for throwing rocks at the newborn cow calves in field next to school*
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Mar 30, 2017 16:13
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like a cigarette should posted:*gets in a fight with another student for throwing rocks at the newborn cow calves in field next to school* You threw the rocks, didn't you
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Mar 30, 2017 16:16
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Hector Beerlioz posted:You threw the rocks, didn't you Heck naw, I was yelling at him to stop, I like baby cows. Kid turned out to be a sociopath too. Same field, one of the horses was sick and dying and the family who owned it left it to rest where it was laying out in the field. Kid climbed over the fence and started stomping on its head, got caught in the act, and was expelled. Kid is probably dead or has moved on to killing other people by now.
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Mar 30, 2017 16:35
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Can't wait for Drive your Tractor to School Day
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Mar 30, 2017 17:09
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Today's schedule: 1: Trukin' 2: Fuckin'
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Mar 30, 2017 17:50
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*play highschool football *get tackled into a coma *be brain dead
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Mar 30, 2017 18:04
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*economic anxiety severely decreases as soon as Trump is president*
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Mar 30, 2017 18:15
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Dean of Swing posted:*be brain dead
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Mar 30, 2017 18:19
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Dean of Swing posted:*play highschool football *have a good career selling used cars because everyone remembers that game winning interception during the All State game*
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Mar 30, 2017 18:22
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Lmbo
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Mar 30, 2017 18:22
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Bonzo posted:Y'all No
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Mar 30, 2017 18:32
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Bonzo posted:*have a good career selling used cars because everyone remembers that game winning interception during the All State game* *passes down the family car lot to the son that didn't pass senior year of high school until he was in his mid-20's* *business fails immediately*
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Mar 30, 2017 18:52
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"Martha and I went out East to New York City a few years back. Just de rudest people on Earth, dontchaknow. Not a single person on de street stopped to say 'hi' and ask us where we were from or what we were doin' dere."
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Apr 2, 2017 02:16
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scuba school sucks posted:Caught a 250 pound wild pig today on the farm. She was goin apeshit in the trap but since it was one of the ones I built Wait, I'm down in Texas and the wild pigs/hogs are open season because they're legitimately wrecking poo poo. Aside from a couple small parts of the pig/hog, most of the meat is gamey and gross as gently caress, nobody wants to eat that. I don't even live in a small town, I'm in Houston but I know about it because I have all sorts of friends and acquaintances that have land that they have to kill the wild hogs on. A couple pounds of sausage and some other meat is about what you can expect, plus I think a small tenderloin but I might be wrong here. Wild hog meat is mostly inedible, we kill them because they are invasive and gently caress up crops and even other species. EDIT: To the point where I take a weapon with me when I go camping, just in case a hog decides to come into the camp. They can seriously injure someone if they choose to charge and trample a camp/tent. They are aggressive as gently caress, another reason why they are hunted constantly. ballistics statistics fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Apr 2, 2017 |
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Apr 2, 2017 11:08
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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ballistics statistics posted:Wait, I'm down in Texas and the wild pigs/hogs are open season because they're legitimately wrecking poo poo. Aside from a couple small parts of the pig/hog, most of the meat is gamey and gross as gently caress, nobody wants to eat that. I don't even live in a small town, I'm in Houston but I know about it because I have all sorts of friends and acquaintances that have land that they have to kill the wild hogs on. A couple pounds of sausage and some other meat is about what you can expect, plus I think a small tenderloin but I might be wrong here. Wild hog meat is mostly inedible, we kill them because they are invasive and gently caress up crops and even other species. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTmXyTuE5I
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*is 79, has chronic emphysema, responsible for third wife's grandchildren from her meth-addicted son who also lives on property but has no custody of children and is not even supposed to be within 100 feet of them* *town's only successful business is paddleboat rentals at an artificial drainage lake* *complains about influx of new residents coming for the cheaper land/rent, when business would've died out without them*
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