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bitmap posted:nah what happened is daz got into his bush crop and fuckin lied about it like a dog so he snapped the oval office in the woolies carpark...dont think he's gonna show to kerrys place later. speaking of I got some pingas from that poof who works at clarks rubber heaps cheap because he probably wants to gently caress me heh! im gonna flog em at kerrys coz im povvo as but ill swap you one for two sixers of woodstock? *finishes plastering apprenticeship the following year, becomes very wealthy* Translation for normal humans: No, what happened is that Darren (or Daniel, or David) got into my friend's marijuana stash, and then lied about it like the cur he is, so my friend punched him in the car park of the local supermarket... so I don't think Darren will later visit Kerry's home. Speaking of which, I got some ecstasy from the gay guy who works at the shoe shop quite cheaply, because he probably wants to gently caress me. I'll sell them at Kerry's place because I'm in poverty, but I'll swap you one pill for two six-packs of cheap beer. ---- I grew up in regular low-to-middle-class suburban Australia and so I was very scared when I became a teen and found out that there did exist people who lived not far from a city that really did talk like the quoted post with zero exaggeration.
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