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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

The Dennis System posted:

Knows neighbors. Is safe. Lives in a place where there hasn't been a murder in 20 years.

*lived in major cities most of life and is contented to be away from the idiocy in adulthood*
*worries about deer and elk eating newly planted trees, not so much gang bangers*
*looks forward to starting apiary to help polinate garden*

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 25, 2017

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

OctaviusBeaver posted:

*Loses job at family business when Walmart comes to town*

:(

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
*goes outside and enjoys time spent out of doors*

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
*Lays out in the hammock, reading a book in the sun. Can breathe*

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
*Mows the lawn. Waves at neighbors. Smokes a brisket*

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Oyak posted:

**votes for zoning board officials who promise to preserve open space**
**watches zoning board deny permits to local land baron who wants to convert farmland to warehouse and trucking hub for Amazon**
**land baron threatens to build quarry and turkey poo poo lagoon instead**
**watches zoning board approve building permits for Amazon hub**

:(

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

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