Testikles posted:

Ho-ly poo poo boys look at that! God drat when those city girls come through with their little booty shorts! Oh yeah. For sure. They want that attention. Why the gently caress would they put on a g-string and a tiny top with their titties about to pop out if they didn't want you to stare? gently caress, give me one minute alone with them and I'd show them how we gently caress down here.

OK, I'm done for the night. Rick, grab me a beer for the road will you please? What am I going to hit? There isn't even a turn in the loving road until Ninth Line. Just - thank you. Cheers brother. Night y'all.

I think Mark's gay. Actually gay. Like he's a queer or something. No, there's nothing - well gently caress, I haven't seen him in what ten years and we met up for lunch and he was eyeing me up and down all weird and his voice is a bit higher up. No, I didn't ask. I'm not rude. Hell no. Don't ask me. The city changes a guy. Probably some queers got him all hosed up or something or maybe he was always that way. Right. In high school. Aw, drat it we used to shower with him didn't we?

What church you go to?