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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
"yinz guys going to the youth night at the church?"

"fish fry"

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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

Hello fellow Pittsburgher

:hfive:

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Tyson Tomko posted:

*4th of July* Hell yeah time for the grand finale of 10 fireworks in a row. I love you baby.

*people in their home yards set off fireworks after the fact*

*neighborhood idiots gather round on the side walk, watching in awe as if they haven't already seen them every night from July 1-7th that year*

To be fair, I've only seen this happened once, but it was still stupid.

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
*amish shaving another amish's beard off as some religious crime repentance or something makes the local t.v. news*

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
*watches knife show on the dish* But not for the reasons normal people would

*unironically orders the dale jr 4ever memorial katana set with 3 featured katanas and also the deer skinner* Again, not for the funny 'look at this dumb poo poo I got while drunk at 3 am last saturday' normal reasons.

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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


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Bonzo posted:

*have a good career selling used cars because everyone remembers that game winning interception during the All State game*

*passes down the family car lot to the son that didn't pass senior year of high school until he was in his mid-20's*

*business fails immediately*

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