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Do you remember Zachary Thompson? No? You played in little league together when you were 5 then never saw each other again. Well just wanted you to know his cousin passed away last night, colon cancer.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 14:44 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:23 |
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I grew up in a "Census Designated Place", like it's an area with too few people to even be considered a small town, with 481 people. The people from my mother's side and father's side of the family have known each other for years and know every bit of gossip about them. Apparently my grandfather's house was the site of the last public lynching in Virginia, go me
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 14:47 |
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I'm heading down to the combination video rental/military surplus/U-Haul rental store, you need anything? *half the businesses have a piece of paper taped to the front door with a picture of a gun threatening death to shoplifters*
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 15:11 |
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Helmet? What are you, some kind of pussy? *dies in horrific 4-wheeler accident*
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 18:37 |
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*carves detailed political diatribe in bathroom stall* *finds full grammatically correct rebuttal the next day* *finds that someone's crossed out both paragraphs and wrote "im gay" the day after*
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 19:05 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:23 |
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Dean of Swing posted:*be brain dead
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 18:19 |