Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Do you remember Zachary Thompson? No? You played in little league together when you were 5 then never saw each other again. Well just wanted you to know his cousin passed away last night, colon cancer.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I grew up in a "Census Designated Place", like it's an area with too few people to even be considered a small town, with 481 people.

The people from my mother's side and father's side of the family have known each other for years and know every bit of gossip about them. Apparently my grandfather's house was the site of the last public lynching in Virginia, go me

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm heading down to the combination video rental/military surplus/U-Haul rental store, you need anything?

*half the businesses have a piece of paper taped to the front door with a picture of a gun threatening death to shoplifters*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Helmet? What are you, some kind of pussy? *dies in horrific 4-wheeler accident*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*carves detailed political diatribe in bathroom stall*
*finds full grammatically correct rebuttal the next day*
*finds that someone's crossed out both paragraphs and wrote "im gay" the day after*

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Dean of Swing posted:

*be brain dead

  • Locked thread