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"Whelp, I guess I'll go into town. Anybody need anything?" *an hour goes by "Whelp, I suppose I'll ought to go ahead and go into town." "I figured I ought to mow the acre today." *spends the next few hours tinkering *gets into truck to check the mail Yorkshire Pudding you're killing it.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 05:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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*takes trash out to burn-barrel *goes out to deep freeze to get supper started *listens to Lawrence Welk
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 06:10 |
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*Used to work at a now defunct Co-Op
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 06:14 |
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*Subscribes to Reminisce magazine *Gossips about typo in local newspaper
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 06:27 |
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*Quilts in spare time...Impressive thimble collection. "Things were different back then. People worked and that's just what they did. Your great-grandfather worked in the coal mines and I remember how they would let the workers know if they needed to come in. When it got cold the whistle would blow twice letting them know that there was work in the mines, if it blew once then they needed half the workers, if it didn't blow at all then there was no work at the mines that day. Some winters were mild and you wouldn't hear the whistle blow very often, but some winters were cold like the winter of '36 when the workers were needed full time because people needed the coal when it got especially cold. And that's how it worked, if the whistle blowed there was work to be done, if not then people stayed at home. And that's how it was." "Did I ever tell you about prohibition?"
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 06:47 |
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*Tells you about the time they worked at the Dixie Cup factory.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 07:28 |
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*Devout Kubota customer...scorns John Deere.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 07:33 |
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"Whelp, I'm fixin to go up to the cattle auction, want to tag along? No, I don't plan on bidding on anything I just like to set for a spell and enjoy the show."
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 18:55 |
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"S'posed to storm today." "I hope it does we need a good rain."
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 01:15 |
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This is perfect.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 01:56 |
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"The other day a farmer brought in an egg had 3 yolks in it. Was in the paper."
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 23:12 |
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"And there I was in the Madison Hospital and nobody come to see me. Cousin Will never come, Aunt Bertha never come..."
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 23:24 |
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Teikanmi posted:My aunt lived in Silverton, Idaho and her boyfriend's name was Jim but he went by "Dogger" and was a big fan of Harley Davidson and talking poo poo about mexicans I once knew a man who went by "Booger" ("Boog" for short) who was a big fan of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. His brain was completely fried Ozzy style from the mountains of drugs he did in the 80s to where all he can manage now is his lovely "handyman" job, checking out under age girls and preaching the good word to anyone who'll listen. I assume he's still kicking around somewhere in my hometown.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 20:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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*Adopts a noticeably thicker accent when visiting friends and family back home. *Exists in a liminal space between city and small town values.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 05:01 |