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*lives in a town with five churches and a bar*
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*does anything bad ever, someone who knows your mom sees and calls*
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Mar 24, 2017 10:55
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"Welp, the library's closed. Do you guys wanna hang out at the laundromat or in front of the Kwik-Stop?"
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Mar 24, 2017 10:56
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*gets mad when people call Main Street by its actual name, because just because it's the only street in town doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a name*
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Mar 24, 2017 10:57
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*watches people on TV going happily through a corn maze and shakes head at the sweet summer children who do not know the terror of getting lost in a cornfield at the height of rabies season*
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Mar 24, 2017 10:58
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*lives in a town with a rabies season*
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Mar 24, 2017 10:58
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*a deer walks into your backyard* CITY FRIEND: Awww, a deer! OMG look look look! *takes a photo* ME: *whispering* Stay the gently caress away from my car you motherless piece of poo poo.
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Mar 24, 2017 10:59
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*feels smug at the people from smaller towns who have to use your town's post office because even though it's 15 miles away it's the closest one*
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Mar 24, 2017 11:00
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"Well, it's the time of the month when we get groceries!" *drives an hour to the grocery store and buys enough provisions to comfortably feed an entire summer camp*
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Mar 24, 2017 11:01
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corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
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Mar 24, 2017 17:52
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*gets lost in the forest for three hours, no one questions where you were*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:54
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ONE TIME A MEXICAN GUY DROVE THROUGH OMG IT WAS SO COOL LIKE SO UNEXPECTED
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Mar 24, 2017 17:55
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Pawn 17 posted:I grew up in a town with about 3500 people AMA I grew up in a town of 2000. 
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Mar 25, 2017 03:31
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CloFan posted:I live in a town of 600 gently caress I will send you a sympathy corn.
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