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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I swear to God I'll beat Tray's rear end if I see him at Jesse's this weekend. He's been talking poo poo ever since Clay and him got wasted and got in a fight in the parking lot of the Alibi. Did you see that poo poo? Clay hit him so loving hard man, it was loving crazy. Deanna has a video of it on her phone. This is the most accurate post
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Hey did you hear about that poo poo that went down with Larry last week? He found out his wife was fooling around with Chucky Pickerton while he was at the grinding wheel expo back July so he blowed that sumbitch up yesterday morning. Yeah, drew up the prints here at work, sent them out to the tool shop with a PO... yeah, yeah that rear end in a top hat got both of his bombs built on the company's time and our materials. Anyways, he put it under Charlie's car and left a radio to set it off on the side of the road in front of Chuck's momma's house to make sure she'd see it... Soon as they found the part numbers stamped on what was left sheriff went out there and handcuffed everybody in the drat toolroom for five hours til they could figure out what was goin on... I know it, drat government cost us almost 70k in downtime. And they found the other bomb on top of the hardware store where Staci worked before it went up... yeah I know your boy's been working there part time abd thank the lord he's okay but yknow it just don't seem right that slut getting to go home without a care in the world after she got our best engineer in jail and the only chainsaw repairman around here that was worth a drat dead. *This is a true story
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Mar 25, 2017 20:45
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*Builds hoard of 10,000+ stolen guns over decades buying them from tweekers *House is searched persuant to another case by town police who fail to notice they are tripping over literally thousands of guns *months later is picked up by sheriffs dept on traffic warrant, deputy notices a gun which had been stolen from him *so many guns are taken into evidence that they had to get the jail work gang to help load them into the 18 wheeler *becomes national headline *meanwhile an enormous scandal erupts when the town police chief is forced to resign while being investigated by state-level authorities for reasons unknown which turn out to be telling his officers they didn't see the pile of stolen guns *brother is pitted against brother in the kind of high intensity battle that only low stakes local politics and academic turf wars can incite *gun hoarder eventually pleads guilty to 12 felonies, is sentenced to time already served.
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Mar 26, 2017 00:00
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this is all I can find 1998 was before google news but gl on your search for more it'd make a good dateline or something http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-4th-circuit/1146359.html Thread content: There is a chain of video rental stores near here that not only exists but is expanding, in 2017
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Mar 26, 2017 00:26
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This dude is alive, he just got out last month. https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/pageland-south-carolina-thousands-of-guns-seized-from-home-warehouse/ http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-with-thousands-of-hoarded-guns-wont-go-to-prison/498777745 E: JFC did not see the part where he will recieve all proceeds from the police auctioning off his stash until now
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Mar 26, 2017 00:59
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"Who wants to drive by the titty bar and post all the sinners' tag numbers on the church blog?" e: seriouspost my county seat has a business operated out of a doublewide which is a triple play combo bait shop, tanning salon and computer repair business also the local gym has an unironic Swole Christ mural shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:31
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Billy Big Mouth Bass is still funny
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Mar 26, 2017 01:51
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Remember when packaging shut down a few years ago? They sold out to a bunch a drat yankees that was a offshoot from the can plant they know cans but they didn't know poo poo about bottles and wouldn't listen to anybody thats been doing bottles for thirty years and run it right in the drat ground cost everybody been there 25 years a bunch of jobs
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Mar 26, 2017 03:42
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Behind Dr Hodges old house? that side end of the road was okay it was around the airbag plant and all next to the creek where they tested positive. *I'm liveposting from the bar
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Mar 26, 2017 03:50
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his momma and his two brothers they got a boatload of money from the settlement for that water its not being greedy you don't know what kind of problems they're gonna have from that water. Remember that ashcraft girl that got killed? what was her name devin, the girl that lived in my house that got killed? DeWayne is her stepdaddy
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Mar 26, 2017 03:54
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Well my daddy in his defense he retired from the federal prison in 2013 and went to work for bob barker six weeks later he didnt take much time off but yeah he sells them all the tampons and contraceptives. I have three boys and they bring home 100 packs so there's no excuse for me becoming a 38 year old grandmother again.
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Mar 26, 2017 03:56
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Our sex ed class was only allowed to happen after the school board paid some temps to go through every copy of the book with white out and remove all the parts about how P goes in the V.
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Mar 26, 2017 21:28
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Surprised I haven't seen this one yet: My former next door neighbor no poo poo got 4 DUIs on garden equipment in 9 months
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Mar 28, 2017 21:26
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Why wait for a fire when you can entertain your friends and free yourself from the tyrrany of existence for the low low price of one hammer https://youtu.be/KVCn7qFvcZo https://youtu.be/kn5bNDI1FGs https://youtu.be/EzKvwYt3Zyg https://youtu.be/XHC8GFWpchA https://youtu.be/e45jivkXNLM https://youtu.be/iG8hHTCaHjI https://youtu.be/sdv_HjuCtiM
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Mar 28, 2017 21:38
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Within the general guideline of "Too small for parking garages to exist" the subcategories of "too small for walmart" and "too small for Dollar General" are just progressively lower circles of hell
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Mar 29, 2017 02:06
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gently caress you and your county option we only just got to stop having the Jesus Rope at walmart before 1:30 last year. For the uninitiated, it's grudgingly okay to go grocery shopping on sunday morning but God and the state both say its a crime to buy pants before church lets out.
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Mar 29, 2017 03:41
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And I wanna know who the savage mongrel is that keeps wiping boogers on this wall next to the urinal they oughta hang him in front of the firing squad
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Mar 29, 2017 19:02
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