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Gatekeeper posted:i thought vampire teeth had holes in them and they sucked blood up through their teeth like lil sharp pointy straws Whoa, your idea is way cooler!
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deep dish peat moss posted:I used to think feet were just weird hands that you walk on, but now I realize that hands are just weird feet that you grasp with. 
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Mar 25, 2017 06:23
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I... I think.... I think I want to watch videos of them picking stuff up and generally using those feet as hands. And I don't think it's a sexual thing either.
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Mar 25, 2017 06:30
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Filthy hobbits.
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Mar 25, 2017 06:30
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smug n stuff posted:kinda but I thought you could use it to communicate instantaneously a signal would only travel through the stick at the speed of sound in the medium of stick. sure it would be fast, but light and radio waves would still be significantly faster EDIT:Ohshit , also i thought babies happened when a mother and a father kissed, something from the dad went into the mum and something of the mum went into the dad. Jestery fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Mar 25, 2017 08:59
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Jestery posted:light and radio waves 
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Mar 25, 2017 09:03
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Harald posted:i think the trick is you could never close the box fast enough just use a two-way mirror 
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Mar 25, 2017 09:05
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My childhood books told me that the biggest danger in my life would be smugglers and quicksand. Turns out it was actually pedophiles.
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Mar 25, 2017 09:22
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:just use a two-way mirror whoa
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Mar 25, 2017 09:23
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I remember thinking I could play a PC game on my stereo by just putting the CDROM in my cd player and then somehow play them using the buttons and sound cues
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Mar 25, 2017 13:06
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I thought it was legal for black people to smoke weed because I saw a couple movies where the only people who smoked weed were black people.
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Mar 25, 2017 14:01
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that every other language in reality sounded literally like mine to the people speaking them
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Mar 25, 2017 14:04
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all dogs are boys and all cats are girls
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Mar 25, 2017 14:08
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Like when I was way young, barely able to form conscious thought, I thought I had solved the pesky "having to pee" problem by trying to put a knot into my foreskin. When that turned out to be impossible I tried just pinching it real hard when I had to go. I got pee everywhere.
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Mar 25, 2017 14:14
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Gatekeeper posted:i thought vampire teeth had holes in them and they sucked blood up through their teeth like lil sharp pointy straws I had this exact same thought and it lasted until like high school or college (to be fair, it's not like I ran into a lot of vampires who could correct my misunderstanding). Now the whole idea is absurd and I can't imagine where I picked it up from.
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Mar 25, 2017 15:58
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One time I thought I dreamt aliens watching me through my window then levitating me out the window. haha kids, what idiots
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Mar 25, 2017 16:31
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When my parents first got a VCR and blank tapes, I didn't realize that you had to first record something off of TV to watch later. I just scrawled "TRANSFORMERS" on the tape label with magic marker and popped it in, expecting sweet robot cartoons to be waiting for me. Instead, it was just a dumb basketball game.
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Mar 25, 2017 16:55
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food court bailiff posted:I had this exact same thought and it lasted until like high school or college (to be fair, it's not like I ran into a lot of vampires who could correct my misunderstanding). Now the whole idea is absurd and I can't imagine where I picked it up from. It could be that vampires' fangs are awfully similar visually to snake fangs which do work that way (but in reverse) for pumping venom into their victims. Not that crazy if you ask me!
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Mar 25, 2017 17:15
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Say Nothing posted:My childhood books told me that the biggest danger in my life would be smugglers and quicksand. some comedian has a bit about that irl (without the pedophiles part)
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Mar 25, 2017 17:46
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They could coat the earth in north magnets and give everyone South magnet shoes and we would be able to fly everywhere.
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Mar 25, 2017 18:55
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SeXReX posted:They could coat the earth in north magnets and give everyone South magnet shoes and we would be able to fly everywhere. but then you realised that wouldn't work. but if the shoes had NORTH magnets in them... now we're talking.
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Mar 25, 2017 19:07
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Yeah i am dumber now than i used to be because apparently I've forgotten how magnets work.
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Mar 25, 2017 19:09
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Ice Blue Mink posted:It could be that vampires' fangs are awfully similar visually to snake fangs which do work that way (but in reverse) for pumping venom into their victims. Not that crazy if you ask me! i think it's partially this and partially because the marks of a vampire attack are just those two lil round holes and not a whole big mouth-mark so imagining the blood bein sucked up through those two bite holes kinda fits with reverse snaketeeth rather than a whole big mouth suckin through two teeny bite holes
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Mar 25, 2017 23:01
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As a kid i was certain a fart "looked" like a triangle with a line down the middle. I made multiple drawings.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:02
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I thought if you drove a car off a sheer cliff you could just step out of the car immediately before impact with the ease of getting out of a car parked in the driveway. For some reason I thought the car carried all the momentum and the people inside could simply detach themselves from it by stepping out.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:09
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that it would be possible to take a window off of a wall and put it on another one, as though they worked like picture frames
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Mar 25, 2017 23:21
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I don't remember this one but my mom loves this story: she was cleaning my room one day and found a crayon drawing I made of a lightbulb directly behind my bedside lamp's lampshade. When she grilled me about it after school I said it was to show me if the lamp was ever stolen.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:35
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SONIC SUPER SPEEDWAY With all the Sonic characters and new ones like a TURTLE named TURTLER who was, get this, a fast turtle. Also I think a flying squirrel or something. SONIC & KNUCKLES HIDEOUT GUIDE Where instead of doing platforming stuff they sit in a hole and hide from Robotnik or some poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:52
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Bacon Taco posted:Right now Big Hot Dog is stealing this idea from the forums. don't doxx me pls 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:54
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 I wasted so much of my childhood trying to make batteries explode.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:58
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Say Nothing posted:
Just throw it in a fire 
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Mar 25, 2017 23:59
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Toadvine posted:I thought if you drove a car off a sheer cliff you could just step out of the car immediately before impact with the ease of getting out of a car parked in the driveway. Oh that reminds me i was confused as a kid why if i tossed a ball up and down it didnt fly to the back of the car/bus immediately. If the ball isnt touching the car and the car is moving forwards it should go back. Basically same thought as you.
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Les Os posted:all dogs are boys and all cats are girls Same, my wife thought I was a retard when i told her this. I thought every kid thought this!?!?
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Mar 26, 2017 01:26
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i thought the weather forecast was done by computers whose date was set a week into the future and they simply reported back to us that was an awkward freshman year in college
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Killswitch posted:Same, my wife thought I was a retard when i told her this. I thought every kid thought this!?!? Hell, I still do
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Mar 26, 2017 01:54
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That there were these short people that lived in the street light poles whose jobs were to manually change the lights between green yellow and red
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Mar 26, 2017 01:57
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Gatekeeper posted:i thought vampire teeth had holes in them and they sucked blood up through their teeth like lil sharp pointy straws What, really?! (I'm 29) That's actually really lame.
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Mar 26, 2017 02:05
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I thought that if you just inserted more powerful batteries into a GameBoy (like 9V, for, example) you'd get better performance. I just got a blank screen. GameBoy still worked after that, lol.
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Mar 26, 2017 02:08
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Junk posted:That there were these short people that lived in the street light poles whose jobs were to manually change the lights between green yellow and red Nice, I used to think cheese grew on top of streetlights when I was very young.
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that if i wished really really hard for something it would come true
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