Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

That everyone was either Christian or Jewish. I wasn't really aware what religion even was, I just knew that these were the only two significant categories of people. Anyway I decided I was Jewish because I found it easier to pronounce, my 4yo tongue really struggled with that "s-tch" sound in "Christian" for some reason.

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Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Das Boo posted:

Oh, for some reason when I was four I thought "cable" was "canine." So upon observing a big cable bridge we crossed on the regular, I proudly announced "Wow, look at all those canines!" And of course no one knew what the hell.

Around the same age I thought radio masts were rockets and every time I saw one while I was in the car with my parents I would count down from ten and shout BLAST OFF!!! and make exploding noises. Soon it became a rule that every time I did that it would mean early bed with no dinner. Didn't stop me.

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