Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Gatekeeper posted:

i thought vampire teeth had holes in them and they sucked blood up through their teeth like lil sharp pointy straws

i have since learned that they just bite your flesh open with their pointy fangs and then slurp the blood with their mouth and swallow it like normal

I had this exact same thought and it lasted until like high school or college (to be fair, it's not like I ran into a lot of vampires who could correct my misunderstanding). Now the whole idea is absurd and I can't imagine where I picked it up from.

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Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Peanut Butler posted:

I thought the word rear end meant penis

stfu im gonna kick ur penis

whoa me too

for me it was because "butt" was already slang for bottom so obviously "rear end" must be slang for something else

it wasn't until an old guy talked about wiping his rear end that I figured out the truth

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 20:05

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