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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My school mascot was the Bears and our school bags had a snarling cartoon bear on it. When I was in first grade they wanted to change the design of the bear and decided it would be cute to let the kids vote on it. So they passed out a sheet with five or six scary bear faces on it and told us to pick one.

I refused to vote because I thought they were actually going to bring a ferocious bear into the classroom.
My parents still laugh at me for that one.

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There was an ad on tv for a home air filtering device that showed cigarette smoke curling into it and clean air coming out.

All you have to do is make really big ones of those and put them on top of every smokestack and you get rid of all air pollution. I can't believe adults haven't thought of this yet.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



a bone to pick posted:

Nice, I used to think cheese grew on top of streetlights when I was very young.

I used to think those clay squares on top of chimneys were cheese

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