Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

Houle posted:

- That women's hair got darker if they lost their virginity, so if I noticed a girl's hair change I assumed she had sex
- That if I did anything wrong, even if it was a misunderstanding God would punish me harshly and swiftly. So I believed God was omnipotent enough to punish me no matter where I was with impunity but would take a misunderstanding from my child brain and run with it.
- That only men wanted sex and women only wanted the pursuit of romance and begrudgingly gave sex as a motivational tool for reenactment of romance movies.

Southern Baptist spotted

My tiny dumb child brain interpreted the phrase as "put the pedal to the middle" and I was so confused because they were clearly putting the pedal all the way down

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