Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

Nolgthorn: Jan 30, 2001; The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

Tace Vim posted:

I thought I had invented masturbation

I was gonna be so rich dammit!

The one scientific discovery that has never been satisfied by peer review.

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Nolgthorn: Jan 30, 2001; The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

I thought since cats always land on their feet and bread always lands jam side down, you could tie a piece of bread to the back of a cat creating a temporal anomaly which would revolutionise contemporary physics. It'd probably start spinning really really fast just above the ground. I theorised you could probably find a way to move these things, harness their levitation powers.

Some day, I was pretty convinced that due to my discoveries we would some day see bridges held up by cat bread turbines.

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