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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
Once my hamster died. My friend and I had a funeral and chucked him in the toilet.

It turns out, he wasn't dead all the way. We pulled him out and I decided to do cpr on him. This involved wringing him out like a washcloth, blowing into his mouth with enough force to explode his lungs, then putting a hair dryer to him and essentially cooking him.

He did not survive and probably died in the worst way possible.

To this day, I do not understand why we used the hair dryer. I'll never know.

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