Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

Falukorv: Jun 23, 2013; A funny little mouse!

I thought broccolis were tiny trees.

That you could withdraw infinite money from ATMs. One of my earliest memories so I was really young.

That tomatoes caused nosebleeds. First time I remember eating one I was already skeptical, then added the association to the color red and getting a spontaneous nosebleed when actually having to eat one, yeah.

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Falukorv: Jun 23, 2013; A funny little mouse!

Grump posted:

I forced my sister to take me to a park one time because I wanted to plant a stick because I thought it was going to grow into a tree.

I thought I invented the word "save."

Some plants (most famously willows) can regenerate a completely new root and stem from a fallen branch.

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