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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My younger brother and I took the saying "cats always land on their feet" literally, and also construed it to mean that cats could fall from any distance and land on their feet. We then proceeded to toss his cat off the top of the roof of the house. The cat was fine, but was definitely pissed and took off running and avoided us for a while. Luckily this was a ridiculously tough cat - in later years I watched it successfully fight raccoons. Still, I regret this idiocy to this day.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Filthy hobbits.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Inzombiac posted:

I thought that any stabbing or shooting was fatal. I was watching some pirate movie and a guy was being interrogated and stabbed in the arm.
According to my dad, I had some choice words because the character didn't die and he had to explain how, you know, organs work.

That reminds me that my brother and I got the idea that if you made somebody stand up and walk that they wouldn't die. Like, they got shot, and if you get to them fast enough and help them to their feet then they will magically not die.

Pretty sure TV is to blame for that one.

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