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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid
 
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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
why would anyone make shoes if you can just take all the toys you want without working

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mustached5thGrader posted:

A cashier forgot to give my mom her card back. My mom said she hoped she'd get fired. I thought this meant the girl would be taken to the parking lot and set on fire and it scared me :wth:
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