Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

AutumnDDP: Oct 23, 2016; Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

i thought vampire teeth had holes in them and they sucked blood up through their teeth like lil sharp pointy straws

i have since learned that they just bite your flesh open with their pointy fangs and then slurp the blood with their mouth and swallow it like normal

What, really?! (I'm 29) That's actually really lame.

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AutumnDDP: Oct 23, 2016; Grimey Drawer

I thought that if you just inserted more powerful batteries into a GameBoy (like 9V, for, example) you'd get better performance.

I just got a blank screen. GameBoy still worked after that, lol.

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