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berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
Windshield wipers are dumb why not just have compressed air jets blow off the windshield? There are many reasons why this is both impractical and an overcomplicated solution to a simple problem. I think there's a reason Boeing uses wipers to this day.

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berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Say Nothing posted:

My childhood books told me that the biggest danger in my life would be smugglers and quicksand.
Turns out it was actually pedophiles.

some comedian has a bit about that irl (without the pedophiles part)

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

insulated staircase posted:

heard "the aids virus cannot survive being exposed to oxygen"

child me: let's inject them all with oxygen

terrible

this is the best username on the forums, congratulations.

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